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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 27, 2009 15:18:23 GMT -5
The summer is HOT and things are already heating up here at Dead Acres, the flame of excitement and expectation licking at our senses, building the anticpation into a feverish frenzy. We are working in a blaze of fury to get everything fired up for all of you haunt nuts this fall. The Haunted Hoochie is exploding with new additions and attractions this year. Things so mental and amazing that I can't even speak of them in fear of my tongue spontaneously combusting. Not too mention our totally new, separate, white hot 3D Haunted House, BAD TRIP IN 3D!!!! I've been creepin through there lately, and let me just say shit is like lava, you walk through that place your brain gets baked in your skull!! My eyes were fried in the first few minutes, sights so horrible I would have looked away if it were not for my eyelids being singed off. You know human flesh starts to cook at only 150 degrees. 4th degree burns totally destroy and penetrate every layer of surface and sub-surface skin. Fire breeds blisters that mount an attack on your skin, swelling and bursting instantly. Your body goes into shock as it rushes fluid to the burns, you sweat more than ever before, causing dehydration worse than the most severe case of diarrhea. Skin becomes hard and crisp to the touch, but slimy and smooth as it moves over melted muscle and cartilage. Rapid oxidation of the dead cells that make up your hair feeds the pyre engulfing your head in a flashover of searing flames, scalding your eyeballs causing your cornea to crack and rupture. Blindness hightens remaining sense such as pain, or the smell of roasting body tissue, like bacon sizzling and popping on a hot skillet. On average in the United States, someone dies in a fire about every 143 minutes Tendons stretch and snap under tension, joints loosen and fall apart. Flesh pulls from bone and falls into a greasy pile of fatty gruel on the floor. The point is you are alive when you melt and fall a part. Pain receptors are buried deep, rooting in bone, so you feel every agonizing second of your firey demise. The tempature of the flames surrounding a burning body can reach 1500 degrees, fed on buffet of oily fat and charring meat. Pyromania is an impulse to deliberately start fires to relieve tension and typically includes feelings of gratification. Pyromaniacs start fires to induce euphoria If you survive the toxic smoke and scorched lungs, you finally die not from the burns but from myoglobrienaria. In extensive burns the burned muscles release the protein myoglobulin. This flood of protein into the blood stream overwhelms each kidney. The kidneys shut down and the body fills with fluid. Blood toxicity and renal failure of the anus result. You die a blackened charred pile of dehydrated flesh with dirty undies. Whoa, got carried away with myself there. Something about pain and death that just makes my blood boil. But anyway, we are blowin up 2009. Award winning Dead Acres is this nations most EXTREME haunted event. A titanic of terror that features two ground breaking haunted houses. The legendary HAUNTED HOOCHIE, and the all new BAD TRIP in 3D. A house of hellucinations the likes of which your mind has never hexperienced. Come out this fall and watch the world burn with us.
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Post by youngreed on Aug 24, 2009 18:19:16 GMT -5
I can friggin wait, when should I expect to be burnt this year? ?
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Aug 29, 2009 0:01:32 GMT -5
Expect to be set on fire the moment u enter our perilous gates. Shit is so hot this year ur evil ticket to ride will burn your hand while you tremble in line. I say fire up those high expectations now and let the mind melting begin!!! Your just fuel for our fire. Singe u soon!
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Post by wickedninja1294 on Aug 30, 2009 14:55:31 GMT -5
I CANT WAIT FO THIS SHIT TO OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Aug 30, 2009 21:58:47 GMT -5
Our fire for fear is stoked as well. But fear alot my fiendish friends, for the hoochie is almost upon us, and we have yet to experience the searing radiation of the red dawn
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Post by alexis0817 on Sept 29, 2009 22:47:10 GMT -5
Is the new attraction...3-D... at a different location? Or is it with Haunted hoochie?
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 30, 2009 6:47:43 GMT -5
The Haunted Hoochie and Bad Trip in 3D are two separate structures located side by side. So you exit one and can walk directly into the hungry mouth of the other. Two different attractions coursing through the arteries of Dead Acres!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2009 15:41:29 GMT -5
Will be there tomorrow Plan on going through both the hoochie and bad trip in 3D I am sure it won't disappoint
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Post by Mariya on Oct 1, 2009 23:04:40 GMT -5
hi, I and my friends want to come at Saturday 17th and we work till 10 p.m. are u still open and maybe we have to make reservation? My email is tenderbell@hotmail.com if u can send me message please. thanks
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 2, 2009 1:01:13 GMT -5
hi, I and my friends want to come at Saturday 17th and we work till 10 p.m. are u still open and maybe we have to make reservation? My email is tenderbell@hotmail.com if u can send me message please. thanks Ah yes a reservation. Will a table for four be acceptable?? Will it be for screaming or non screaming?? Haha, Just pulling your leg out of socket. We don't take reservations and you won't need them as we will be still open for everyones I and their friends after 10 on the 17th.
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Post by cindy on Aug 24, 2010 13:51:12 GMT -5
When does the screams start this year, might be making a couple of trips there this year.
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Aug 24, 2010 16:51:29 GMT -5
The Chaos begins September 23th in the year of our Dark Lord 2010.
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Post by Melanie O on Sept 27, 2010 14:34:23 GMT -5
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 8, 2010 9:43:49 GMT -5
We can usually accommodate larger groups, we just don't want groups so large that it takes away from your hellish experience. Happy birthday!
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Post by jlepsch83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:41:40 GMT -5
im pumped coming up from Buffalo NY be there either 13th or 14th!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 8, 2010 18:12:19 GMT -5
We love new yorkers, or any of our outta state fans that make the perilous journey to take part in the most extreme Halloween event this side of hell. Can't wait to blow your mind so you can run home and spread our gospel of hate to all your new yorker friends. See you soon!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 24, 2011 12:14:21 GMT -5
FEAR FLASH
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Post by SpoBo86 on Sept 24, 2011 22:48:06 GMT -5
FEAR FLASH!!!!! I found it...
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 25, 2011 10:43:51 GMT -5
END
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Post by spooktacular on Sept 25, 2011 13:19:05 GMT -5
Dammit man!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 26, 2011 22:18:03 GMT -5
Always next time.
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Post by abercrombie829 on Sept 28, 2011 0:30:41 GMT -5
2010 was a GREAT year at the Hoochie!
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