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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 24, 2008 14:07:21 GMT -5
Don't miss the most important date of this year of 2008. The opening night of the most insane, extreme, brutal, hateful,sick, and any other negative adjectives you can come up with, haunted house in the UNIVERSE!!! This Thurzday the 25th of the pre-October month of September, we will finally open our doors to the eager for meat cleavers public.
Heads will roll, arteries will burst, skin will burn, ears will be stapled (I've always wanted to do that, weird I know). Anyway, Dogs and Cats living together, mass Histeria!! You get the horrific picture I'm painting. The shit is on like spawn, and I can't fuckin wait.
So all you people sitting home fondling you computer mice, you can either eat flies from a jar or get your asses here tomorrow, or today if your reading this tomorrow, or if you read this after the past two forementioned days you missed opening night and you suck, but luckily you can get here anyway and suck a little less.
So don't suck, drive instead. 5 miles east of 270 on E. Broad St. Get here or no fear. Get with the sickness, we're waiting!!!
Beer Bonging Red Bull is Good Family Fun!!!!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 26, 2008 8:43:36 GMT -5
Opening night was awesome!! An opening night so grand it will take two nights to complete!! So its not too late, get here this evil evening of a truly fatal Friday and get your sick on with us.
Over a MILLION customers came through ours doors last night. But don't worry we still have tickets left. Ok, so maybe I'm exaggerating with a few extra zero's, but whose counting. All I'm saying is there were loads of eager fans lining up to get the first look at the best Haunted Hoochie to ever stain the face of the earth.
I must say we have the greatest fans in existence. I saw many of the same faces coming through again and again last night. They could not get enough. There is just too must intensity and eye dazzling dementia for one viewing.
It is only the beginning so strap in and hold on, cause this is our best year yet. So many scenes of teh extreme crammed into one place is enough to peel your face back, and burn your eyelids.
<WARNING> face peeling and eyelid burning may be occur at any moment without warning, and are not the responsibility DA/HH Incorporated[/i]
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 30, 2008 13:05:29 GMT -5
The first weekend was rockin. We got an evil party going on and you all are invited. So come dance with the devil in the blood filled night. What else do you have to do stay home and practice you knitting? The second coming(weekend) of everything Hoochie is coming fast and YOU ARE NOT READY!! So get ready and put those socks on now so that we can knock them off with our special blend of blatant badness.
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