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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 4, 2007 14:55:35 GMT -5
There are some wicked weird fears out there. Here are some I found. Are you afflicted by any of these freaky phobia's? alektorophobia: fear of chickens androphobia: fear of men anthophobia: fear of flowers apotemnophobia: fear of persons with amputations arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth (Where do they come up with these things?) aulophobia: fear of flutes blennophobia: fear of slime bogyphobia: fear of the bogeyman (I am the Bogeyman) caligynephobia: fear of beautiful women (Shitty) chromophobia: fear of colors coprastasophobia: fear of constipation deipnophobia: fear of dining and dinner conversations didaskaleinophobia: fear of going to school (I used to have this, but graduation somehow cured me.) dishabiliophobia: fear of undressing in front of someone euphobia: fear of hearing good news (That's bad news) geliophobia: fear of laughter (Want to hear something funny?) genophobia: fear of sex (That's a rough one. What is fear of no sex? Now that I have.) hedonophobia: fear of feeling pleasure (THAT SUCKS!) hobophobia: fear of bums or beggars (YES, I HAVE SOME CHANGE! NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!) menophobia: fear of menstruation (SUCKS IF YOU'RE A GIRL) linonophobia: fear of string (Sucks if your a menstrating girl) oneirogmophobia: fear of wet dreams (SUCKS IF YOU'RE A GUY) octophobia: fear of the figure 8 ophthalmophobia: fear of being stared at (STOP LOOKING AT ME!!) papaphobia: fear of the pope (Maybe its just fear of funny hats) parthenophobia: fear of virgins or young girls peladophobia: fear of bald people pentheraphobia: fear of mother-in-law (Most days) phallophobia: fear of a penis, esp erect (Of someone else's? Oh yeah.) phronemophobia: fear of thinking (I know a few of these people, you know who you are.) pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers rhabdophobia: fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod ( I got that) telephonophobia: fear of telephones (Can you hear me now?) testophobia: fear of taking tests theatrophobia: fear of theaters urophobia: fear of urine or urinating (That could make for a interesting life) walloonphobia: fear of the Walloons (WHAT THE HELL IS A WALLOON?!) zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat This thing looks like a penis with teeth, no wonder they are afraid of it.
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Post by rooster hater on Oct 5, 2007 17:28:39 GMT -5
i am scared of that crazy rooster out there. i came there to get my phone i lost last night.and got attacked by a crazy rooster..scared the sit out of me.and ripped my pants. that place is even scary inthe day time
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Post by Hell Yeah on Oct 6, 2007 3:15:23 GMT -5
LOL... That is some funny shit...
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 10, 2007 15:34:28 GMT -5
Hell Yeah - I told my wife to keep an eye on that rooster when I was there one morning she didnt and well...... THATS WAS F*CKIN FUNNY......
I have a fear of 3 sexy nurses ...... ummmm sorry wrong forum....LMAO
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Post by nicksakillakiller on Oct 11, 2007 13:55:01 GMT -5
damn i have like 15 pages of these...anything you can think of is a phobia....my personal favorite is...hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia----the fear of long words...need any more i got them all!!!!
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Post by nicksakillakiller on Oct 11, 2007 13:57:40 GMT -5
hahaaha one time i was trying to scare this chick when we went to take some pics out there..i was like watch out that rooster will go crazy on you..j/p around then got a little too close.and found out it really will!it was funny as hell though.
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 13, 2007 11:43:15 GMT -5
yeah that crazy rooster ( cant remember what his name is ) jumped on my wife one morening this summer..... I told her watch out ( aparently women think were all full of sh*t ) LMAO HELL YEAH SCARED THE SH*IT OUT OF HER..... One for the guys !!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 13, 2007 11:46:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]TRY ME......[/glow]
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Post by Badass on Oct 13, 2007 12:53:46 GMT -5
heres all i have to say about this
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 13, 2007 14:13:49 GMT -5
LMAO..... I KNEW THAT WAS COMING...... ( OVERDUE )
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Post by maliciousstudios on Jul 25, 2008 4:07:12 GMT -5
He who does battle with monsters needs to watch out lest he in the process becomes a monster himself. And if you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss will stare right back at you
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 25, 2008 6:46:52 GMT -5
The abyss seems to have a staring problem. It should take a picture, it would last longer.
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Post by maliciousstudios on Jul 26, 2008 22:25:23 GMT -5
LMFAO..... yer not right.....LMFAO.....
Know Ye, Whereas
Nate Bolen
Of Dead Acres
Has been examined by the staff of Sefton Asylum for the treatment of mental illness and found to be sorely afflicted with a mental condition, therefore with reference thereto, this CERTIFICATION OF INSANITY is duty issued this 26th day of July, in the year 2008 in testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand.
Brian Halm - Malicious Studios --------------------------------------------------------- Asylum Director
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Post by SpoBo86 on Sept 19, 2011 15:51:56 GMT -5
I'm very deathly terrified of clowns... BUT, that will not stop me from coming to the Haunted Hoochie!!! I'm 25 and NEVER been to ANY haunted attraction EVER... I want the Haunted Hoochie to be the 1st to "pop my 'scarey'".... LMAO!!!
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Post by hellluver on Sept 19, 2011 17:33:55 GMT -5
Pop your "scarey" That's awesome!!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 20, 2011 10:03:15 GMT -5
you know what scares me? obese meth heads, WTF? I know, right?
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Post by SpoBo86 on Sept 20, 2011 23:50:53 GMT -5
LMAO, hell-luver, It is awesome!!! I thought of that, and was thinking , "Should I put that on there? It seems pretty stupid to me..." and then I was like, what the hell!!! Who gives a fu*k if it sounds stupid to other people, or even if it sounds stupid to myself.... So, I said it, and alot of people love it.... LMFAO!!!! I'm silly...
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Post by Jenesis_Bitchfire on Sept 21, 2011 0:23:06 GMT -5
Hahaha. Ah hell no, I've heard it all. Crazy stuff.
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Post by hellluver on Sept 21, 2011 15:33:58 GMT -5
LMAO, hell-luver, It is awesome!!! I thought of that, and was thinking , "Should I put that on there? It seems pretty stupid to me..." and then I was like, what the hell!!! Who gives a fu*k if it sounds stupid to other people, or even if it sounds stupid to myself.... So, I said it, and alot of people love it.... LMFAO!!!! I'm silly... Well SpoBo86, you have most definitely picked the world's most bad ass haunted attraction to offer you're horror virginity to, that's for DAMN sure Once you're HOOCHIFIED, you're never, EVER the same!
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Post by SpoBo86 on Sept 21, 2011 22:04:20 GMT -5
Hey, how about this one.... Maybe, just maybe... I will get a tattoo of the Dead Acres/Haunted Hoochie logo.... Ya know, to let people know that it was the number one haunted attraction in AMERICA that, not only popped my "scarey", but will have given me the right to say that "I have been HOOCHIFIED"..... How does that sound? Righteous, right? Just to make it even more righteous, I will make it a PROMISE to get it tattooed on me, that is after I have gone to, seen it, and survived it. (which I surely will survive)
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Post by hellluver on Sept 21, 2011 23:07:26 GMT -5
Hey, how about this one.... Maybe, just maybe... I will get a tattoo of the Dead Acres/Haunted Hoochie logo.... Ya know, to let people know that it was the number one haunted attraction in AMERICA that, not only popped my "scarey", but will have given me the right to say that "I have been HOOCHIFIED"..... How does that sound? Righteous, right? Just to make it even more righteous, I will make it a PROMISE to get it tattooed on me, that is after I have gone to, seen it, and survived it. (which I surely will survive) OH HELL YES! That would be righteous as f*ck! OMG, DOOOO IT girl, DOOO IT I digg their local 666 logo, it's BAD ASS! Make sure you post a pic & show off the glory!
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Post by SpoBo86 on Sept 21, 2011 23:18:26 GMT -5
I'm disappointed that you would think that I would not post pictures of it...
DUH!!!
Of course pictures will be posted!!!!!
I mean, I would have to show proof that I kept my promise...
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Post by hellluver on Sept 21, 2011 23:32:44 GMT -5
I'm most certain you're a girl of her word by all means, I just can't wait to see it!
There's a pic here in the forum of a guy who has Dead Acres on his fore arm. It's kick ass.
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Post by SpoBo86 on Sept 21, 2011 23:34:34 GMT -5
Awesome!
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Post by hellluver on Oct 6, 2011 18:02:41 GMT -5
zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat This thing looks like a penis with teeth, no wonder they are afraid of it. If a penis bared any similarity to it's owner, I'd have to say this critter here, even with the L & R central incisors, looks like he could belong to Lenny from Motorhead after a looong night of guzzling Jack & singing "The Ace of Spades". Anyone else see the resemblance & have the visual?
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