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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 12, 2009 11:29:09 GMT -5
Well another year is upon us and we have all these FREE Tickets to give out. Whoever should we give them too?? Hmmm? I know, how about all of you loyal Haunted Hoochie fans out there in the underworld? Sounds kick ass too me!! We have yet to receive many entries into the hoochietube contest(are you that lazy) I see a billion fart videos on there, but making one that talks about the hoochie is to hard for you? You get nothing for the fart video except for your stomach getting some release, with ours you get free tickets!! I don't know, I'm sure some of you will come around and be handsomely rewarded. But until then we are bringing back by popular demand last years contest. So get out those hoochie/dead acres hats, shirts, stickers, flyers, n homemade promotional items, and start sporting them around town, or flashing them on your ride, or in your shop window. Almost no effort at all, and if it's spotted by one of us, you are the winner of the day. So many people were shocked by the randomness of this contest, that it made it really fun. The looks on your faces,lol. So we are gonna keep on trucking with this contest in 2010. You'll be seeing me out in the real world I'm sure, question is will I see you? If you have our gear on, or us stuck in one of your windows/bumpers. You bet your hoochie ass I will. We have so much misplaced love for our fans that free tickets in october is not enough. We want to be able to spot you, and shower bloody tickets down on you anytime anywhere. Much hate we have to show the world. So how are we going too do this you ask? In my most totally evil voice let me lay it down. "So here is how its gonna go. For decades our fans have been reaping the benefits of our rage, coming year after year to get their fix. Each year we pass out a forest worth of paper in the form of fuckin wicked HAUNTED HOOOCHIE and DEAD ACRES stickers. I'm sure anybody whoes everybody has some laying around. So we want you to stick it to your pimped out ride, or your beat up gremlin. Hell we don't care stick'em too your bicycles kiddies, or finacially challeged individuals. We don't care where you stick it, we just want to see it. When one of our sick employees or putrid producers see you with it, BLAM!!!! Free Tickets in your hand on the spot. How much more fuckin easy could we make it. How can I hunt down one of these ledgendary hoochie people in the real world you might ask. Well, WE ARE EVERYWHERE!!! We are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we fix your cars, we drive your ambulances. We are the monster under your bed harassing you while you sleep." Don't worry ours evil eyes are everywhere just waiting to lock horns with you. So what are you waiting for get to stickin. The contest starts now and is neverending. Who says you can't win free tickets to this nations greatest haunted house in July...seriously who, cause it sure ain't me. So drown yourself into our newest endevour, and remember, HONK IF YOUR HOOCHIE!!!!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Aug 7, 2009 8:06:37 GMT -5
~ RAWK ~
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 7, 2009 4:00:54 GMT -5
Our Honk if Your Hoochie contest is in Full effect!! So many have already reaped the rewards of their loyalty to the Haunted Hoochie. We are giving out tickets left and right, not to mention up and down. We are giving back to our fans every chance we get.
I would like to recognize and thank Rachel Parker, the latest winner of our best contest ever. Rachel thought she was only coming home with a movie from blockbuster the other night, little did she know that the Dead Acres sticker in her car window was going to spawn free tickets to this nations most extreme haunted house. She drove away with two free tickets in her hand and a smile on her face, and you can too.
Just get those stickers to where we can see them, so you can be in there like bone wear. Another woman whose name committed Zombicide in my head, oh this mangled brain of mine, when shall you remember to remember stuff. Anyway, the awesome haunted hoochie T-shirt she was wearing at her local Kroger, scored her two tickets to ride.
So throw on your Hoochie gear or slap a sticker on your transport, and go forth into the public. Anyone caught advertising for their favorite haunt, will be rewarded. You never know when or where we will corner you and staple free tickets too your forehead.
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Post by cindy on Oct 7, 2009 18:45:38 GMT -5
I dont have no stickers or gear yet, but I have written it in window chalk on my car and it has been on there for a couple of weeks, we are heading up there friday, so does the window chalk count if they see it when we are out roaming? and how do I get the stickers, I want a sticker damn it....lol
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 9, 2009 1:42:38 GMT -5
Chalk, magic marker, blood, hell you can even key haunted hoochie into large scraps of paint on the hood of your car. Tattoo hoochie into your forehead, carve dead acres into the side of your mullet. Stitch bad trip in 3D into your turtle neck sweater in home ec. Stickers, clothes, or home made advertisements. We don't care how you show your love for Dead Acres, point is if we see it while we are roaming out in the world YOU WIN!!! Just let the world know what the most extreme haunted house is and that you are one of its minions, and if we take notice that u are one of our freaky family members, we give you an invitation over to our dinner of death free of charge, after all your family. We just want to see your one of us out in our day to day lives. So wear the your favorite Haunted Houses name proudly and bloody rewards shall storm down upon you. But remember, you can"t win if you don't slay! We got coffins full of free tickets to give away to all of our loyal fans. And this contest will never die, so get a hoochie shirt and wear it everyday of your life. We will find you. Stickers are given away upon request in the ticket barn when you buy your tickets
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 27, 2009 11:45:29 GMT -5
I saw a haunted hoochie sticker on the door of a local gas station. So I walked inside and the clerk got 2 tickets to the worlds most extreme haunted house. He was shocked and thrilled. Goes to show you, you never know when and where the hoochie team will strike with free tickets. I saw a haunted hoochie sticker on a street post. If someone would have been standing by it, BLAM they would have had some tickets. So start painting yourself, your property, and teh world with the haunted hoochie logo, so this contest can continue throughout th eyear and every year to come!!!
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Post by SlaughterMe on Oct 29, 2009 12:03:01 GMT -5
i wanna win something to lol
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Post by Badass on Oct 5, 2010 1:13:40 GMT -5
today i am driving out east in Johnstown.. and i saw a jeep with a hoochie sticker on the back.. soo i followed and caught her at the subway... you woulda thought she won the lottery when i told her she had just won tickets to the Haunted Hoochie because she had such a kick ass bumper sticker on her truck.. she said she has gone every year for as long as she can remember.. soo that got her 6 tickets in all..Hell Yeah..
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 8, 2010 9:29:40 GMT -5
Shit yeah, we are ready to spread the wealth. So show your hoochie loyalty, and be ready to have tickets rain down on you. I have a stack of tickets ready to go. I'd like to give a shout out to my girl Natalie I saw at superamerica last night sporting her hoochie hood. Her and her 3 friends with her landed a ticket each. She hadn't even been yet this year. Was just shown her hoochie love with the shirt she bought last year. Now she gets a free trip to the the hooch. Don't forget to pickup your own hoochie gear while your here or from our website so you can get in on this awesome contest, this year or the next.
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