Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 1, 2010 15:48:55 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi, and a satanic priest walk into an all male bar....
(Umm...thats all I got so far, but somehow I think the punchline is gonna involve me going to Hell)
Only 3 weeks till our wrath of evil intent is once again unleashed on an ill prepared public, and already the sky's of heaven are blackening, white fluffy clouds twisting into a mangled jungle of thunder and lightning. Forgive us oh Dark Lord, as we know exactly what we do. Reward us our trespasses, as we destroy those who trespass against us. Give us this day our bullets of lead, so we can be as all those that walk in the valley of the shadow of death.
Our ever expanding Haunted Hoochie at Dead Acres, has well...one again...expanded. Thats right, once again our haunt floor has festered and grown into a new addition for your 2010 enjoyment. We have lengthened the outdoor leg of your jilted journey, with a sprawling cemetery packed tight with the undead one on top of the other. Exposed coffins and buried fiends wait to leap toward you in a cloud of chaos.
Holding alter over our brand new area dedicated to the dead, and segregated for the souls is a colossal church of epic proportions. It holds court over the chaos, and is your own personal gateway to the other side in case your soul should not escape. Be wickedly weary, the last soul to climb it stairs was so evil it knocked the head off the Jesus statue. Don't believe me, check it out for yourself as you stand in the shadow of this crumbling house of worship.
But I'm sure some of you don't have souls, and you need not worry. Take for instance my ex-girlfriend, she was a soulless winch who sucked the life and money out of me for eight months, before emptying my accounts and running off to Vegas with her church's youth group leader, who by the was later found high on meth in a hotel room with a male prostitute, who had tied him to the bed and ball gaged him. I'll tell you what Susan, you sure know how to pick them. And by the way I still want my super Nintendo games back!!! Wait... where am I? I'm cold...
Oh yeah!! The church and cemetery expansion, thats it. Anyway, something wicked this way comes, as we creep into October. Our new shit, is well...the SHIT!!! And its not to be missed. So come on out and confess us your sins, cause no matter what your sin, I guarantee we have done worse. So join our congregation, I promise Sunday school will never be the same again...
(Umm...thats all I got so far, but somehow I think the punchline is gonna involve me going to Hell)
Only 3 weeks till our wrath of evil intent is once again unleashed on an ill prepared public, and already the sky's of heaven are blackening, white fluffy clouds twisting into a mangled jungle of thunder and lightning. Forgive us oh Dark Lord, as we know exactly what we do. Reward us our trespasses, as we destroy those who trespass against us. Give us this day our bullets of lead, so we can be as all those that walk in the valley of the shadow of death.
Our ever expanding Haunted Hoochie at Dead Acres, has well...one again...expanded. Thats right, once again our haunt floor has festered and grown into a new addition for your 2010 enjoyment. We have lengthened the outdoor leg of your jilted journey, with a sprawling cemetery packed tight with the undead one on top of the other. Exposed coffins and buried fiends wait to leap toward you in a cloud of chaos.
Holding alter over our brand new area dedicated to the dead, and segregated for the souls is a colossal church of epic proportions. It holds court over the chaos, and is your own personal gateway to the other side in case your soul should not escape. Be wickedly weary, the last soul to climb it stairs was so evil it knocked the head off the Jesus statue. Don't believe me, check it out for yourself as you stand in the shadow of this crumbling house of worship.
But I'm sure some of you don't have souls, and you need not worry. Take for instance my ex-girlfriend, she was a soulless winch who sucked the life and money out of me for eight months, before emptying my accounts and running off to Vegas with her church's youth group leader, who by the was later found high on meth in a hotel room with a male prostitute, who had tied him to the bed and ball gaged him. I'll tell you what Susan, you sure know how to pick them. And by the way I still want my super Nintendo games back!!! Wait... where am I? I'm cold...
Oh yeah!! The church and cemetery expansion, thats it. Anyway, something wicked this way comes, as we creep into October. Our new shit, is well...the SHIT!!! And its not to be missed. So come on out and confess us your sins, cause no matter what your sin, I guarantee we have done worse. So join our congregation, I promise Sunday school will never be the same again...