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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 9, 2009 2:07:14 GMT -5
What the hell is up with all the rain?? Doesn't nature know its haunting season?? Luckily we are an indoor haunted attraction and are open rain or shine, so suck on that mother nature!! (I bet shes a MILF) Don't know about you but the sky is starting to piss me OFF!!
Hello Sky I don't think we have met. Let me introduce myself, my name is YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!! I would like to declare that if your do not stop pissing out of your clouds every dam weekend in October, I am going to enlist our panel of Mad Scientist to create a Frankenstein like machine whose sole purpose is to accelerate Gobal Warming!!!
What do you think about that?? Where's your thunderous laughter now?? Every drop of rain from now on will be from your pansy blue ass cryin, cause the wrath of the Haunted Hoochie will be all up in your ozone asshole!!! The Hooochie has all the pain a stratisphere can handle and more. What do you got? Some sissy kites? Watch out sky, or that hole in your ozone is about to get a whole lot bigger once we shove some chainsaw up in that ass!!!
Bacially, stop raining on our purgatory parade. Open up that cloud shirt of your and let your superbly shaped stars hang out. Nothing like a naked night sky showin the earth what its got. Full Frontal!!
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Post by wickedninja1294 on Oct 22, 2009 19:06:12 GMT -5
im so pissed that the fuckin rain comes only on the fucking weekends!!!
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Post by Badass on Oct 23, 2009 1:07:24 GMT -5
;DI am with ya brother... tonight just marked the 3rd night of the year that it didnt rain.. but we still have crowds in the rain.. it never ceases to amaze me how hard core hoochie heads will come out even in the pouring rain... those nights everyone is having fun.... some of the most memerable nights have been in the rain.... but fuck.. every single sunday monday tues and weds has been perfect... makes me wanna go on a tri state killin spree... only jokin kids... wouldnt want to offend anybody...
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Post by SlaughterMe on Oct 23, 2009 11:54:26 GMT -5
Its going to rain tonight like always its always the same its always nice and sunny on the days that we arnt working but as soon as it hits the weekend here comes the cold rainy weather what the fuck is up with that
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Post by wickedninja1294 on Oct 23, 2009 14:54:29 GMT -5
HAHA no offense taken here, but i know fuckin monday tuesday and wednsday there has been sunshine up the ass. and thursdays have been okay, but once friday comes, RAIN RAIN RAIN! NON FUCKING STOP!! UGH!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 25, 2009 11:12:12 GMT -5
Next person I see doing a fuckin rain dance is getting put down. Seriously!
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Post by SlaughterMe on Oct 26, 2009 10:15:52 GMT -5
just the past weekend wasn't so bad but it was fucking cold when is indian summer coming i dont have enough cloths on for it to be this cold
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Post by SlaughterMe on Oct 29, 2009 11:58:50 GMT -5
our last weekend of haunted hoochie and its going to rain the hole time who fucking cares anymore i look better when im soked in the rain lol
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Post by bunny heartless on Mar 8, 2010 20:12:03 GMT -5
the rain was CRAZY, 2010 you better be full of fucking rainbows and sunshine
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Post by aberclombie on Apr 15, 2010 0:55:34 GMT -5
What noise noisy ah. Almost a 2012. Make use of the time, happy life!
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