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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 5, 2007 14:06:28 GMT -5
Be a part of the madness. We are now casting for a movie that is too be shot right here at Dead Acres. So if you love horror movies, and think you have what it takes as an actor. We want you for an audition. Contact me for more details if you have a burning desire to hear more.
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Post by Stevenking on Sept 13, 2007 15:33:56 GMT -5
yeah i wanna hear more
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Post by maliciousstudios on Sept 20, 2007 0:30:39 GMT -5
Evil on a night like this Evil tasting like a twisted wish Evil paralized upon the ground Evil tates the tears of fear Evil tainted sounds of cheer Evil dripping down; your blood of hate Evil tearing down your helpless fate Evil swears that by the night's end Evil won't say it was all pretend Evil because Death will follow you Evil until full content Evil pleasured to full extent
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Post by maliciousstudios on Sept 20, 2007 0:37:22 GMT -5
Malaysian police have busted a woman in connection with the murder of a man whose cadaver was sliced, diced and chopped into 11 pieces...and crammed into a refrigerator in a posh apartment in the capital...and she isn't even a doctor or medical student! The gruesome remains were discovered in black garbage bags when a man who bought the apartment at a bank auction went to clean the unit...which had been vacant for more than three months. A strong, putrid stench led the owner and a security guard to the refrigerator, which had been sealed with masking tape. Newspapers in naeighboring Signapore said the victim was believed to be a Signaporean who had been married to the woman, and who had been out of touch with his family for nearly two years. The Straits Times carried a photograph of the woman...described as an air stewardess from Sarawak...being led away by police with a scarf hiding her handcuffed hands. Police had been hunting for the woman's lover...and have probably solved the case with the discovery of the butchered body, and the arrest of the woman [who is a cut above the rest - "RIM SHOT"].
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Post by ursexybloodynurse on Sept 28, 2007 11:28:24 GMT -5
Movie huh....and when wil this be taking place?
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Post by maliciousstudios on Sept 28, 2007 12:36:18 GMT -5
Hell that new prop would be IDEAL for the "HAUNTED HOOCHIE MOVIE" I will definetely want in on the film ( HELL YEAH )
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 28, 2007 13:04:25 GMT -5
Filming on the movie should be starting this October. I wrote the screenplay, but someone else is directing. He is still looking for actors to fill parts. If anyone wants to read the screenplay let me know, I will send it to you. You can tell me if you like it, and tell me if you think you would like to play one of the characters.
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Post by xstevenkingx on Sept 28, 2007 16:15:49 GMT -5
i'd like to see it..but i might be to young to act in it but i still want to
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Post by maliciousstudios on Sept 28, 2007 20:24:25 GMT -5
HELL YEAH..... HEY LISTEN UP..... lmao I wanna play that guy who gets laid by 5 baddass chicks ( 15 minuite sex scene ) LMAO ....and then dies a gruesome death
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Post by xstevenkingx on Sept 30, 2007 16:04:16 GMT -5
whats the age limit?
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Post by hellaintshit on Oct 2, 2007 10:51:51 GMT -5
interrested.... how old do you have to be??
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 2, 2007 11:42:30 GMT -5
Screenplay
Act 1
Scene 1: Year 1863- Ohio farm land
(A bearded old man walks alone down a long dirt road clutching a tattered old book tightly to his chest. He drags his wounded leg behind him limping along the way trailing slowly with dripping blood. He grumbles to himself, his crazed eyes glare in a piercing stare at playing children whose play stops as the old man passes. Fear of the crazy old man drives the children away in a panic. He slowly makes his way to an old cabin. He enters, throws the dusty book down on a table and starts a raging fire in the fireplace. He sits and carefully turns through the fragile pages of the ancient book. A gleeful look is etched in his hardened face as he reads from the book. He comes to a picture of an ancient symbol. He throws clay on the table. He then tosses iron coins in a cast iron pot over the blazing fire. He then begins sculpting the ancient symbol out of the clay into a mold. Carefully making sure every detail is perfect. When finished he takes the molten iron in the pot and pours it into the mold. He throws water on it and steam explodes off of it as it cools. He pops the metal out of the mold and drops it in water to further cool. He takes twine from his clothing, takes the newly created medallion out of the water, puts the twine through it and puts it around his neck. He lights numerous candles, and turns the page. He begins a chant from an ancient language read from the book. Thunder rolls in, lightning flashes. He pulls a rat from a cage holds it tightly in his hand, takes a knife and drives the blade into rats body killing it. Blood drips down on book, he takes blood on his hand and cover medallion with it. His chants continue, more lightning. Suddenly a demonic looking hand erupts up out of the book and grasp the medallion from around his neck and pulls his head down into the book where he see’s into the other world. He see’s the pain and horrors a waiting to come over. He pulls his head out and his demeanor has totally changed, he only has fear in his eyes.
Old Man: What have I done? What have I done!! NO!!
(He shuts the book, but it flies back open on its own. He see’s this and freaks. He tries to destroy all of items of the ritual, he knocks over a candle and it catches on the curtains. Red gory ooz begins bleeding out of the walls and ceiling. It then bleeds out of the medallion onto the old man. Pain rips at him from where the ooz is in contact with him. He falls to the floor riving in pain. He thrashes and cringes as he is taken over by possession. The fire spreads quickly throughout the cabin surrounding him. He finally rises, but it is too late the fire is on him. He roars in an unnatural way like a beast. You see from the outside of the cabin as it burns with him still inside, the loud roars continuing and finally dying away to silence.)
Scene ends
Cut to present
-Haunt Exterior, Morning-
Close-up of haunted house, Music and movie titles appear, pan out to a man standing in a hole he is digging. Another guy walks up to the hole with a beer in his hand obviously drunk.
Drunk Idiot: Hey Bill, What are you doing?
Bill: What does it look like?
Drunk idiot: Digging a pool?
Bill: Yeah that’s it; I’m putting in a pool. Sharp as a razor this morning aren’t we?
Drunk idiot: A pool, Nice.
Bill: Actually, I’m digging a hole to hide from you.
Drunk idiot: ...Ha, that’s a joke, your...funny.
Bill: A pipes busted and we open tomorrow night. I’m replacing it.
Drunk idiot: That’s where all the mud is from.
Bill: There’s no foolin you today.
Drunk idiot: I wonder why the pipe broke. You think it was an earthquake or something?
Bill: Earthquake! Yeah, sure. A 9.0 last night. Didn’t you feel it?
Drunk idiot: I think so.
Bill: An earthquake! You moron this is Ohio. An earthquake here wouldn’t be strong enough to knock your drunk ass over. Speaking of which, what time is it? (Bill looks at his watch, Drunk idiot looks at his bare wrist) 8:00 am, Good God man. When do you usually start drinking?
Drunk idiot: Who says I ever stop? (laughs) So what’s the pipe go to anyway?
Bill: The sprinkler system. (continues digging) I’ve got to find this pipe and fix it before lunch. I’ve got way to many others things to do to be dicking around with this all day. (Shovel hits something solid) Here we go. (Reaches down and digs out a mud covered medallion.)
Drunk idiot: That don’t look like a pipe.
Bill: It’s not you idiot. It’s some sort of coin.
Drunk idiot: Hey, maybe you found some buried pirate treasure. (Bill shakes his head in futility.)
Bill: I don’t think there were too many pirates around these parts.
Drunk idiot: How do you know? You know any pirates?
Bill: No, but I’m sure you do. And if you ask me they dropped anchor on your head.
Drunk idiot: I’ve known a few butt pirates.
Bill: Never mind. This isn’t a coin. Its some kind of medallion or something. Evil lookin, that’s for sure.
Drunk idiot: Let me see that. (Bill tosses medallion to idiot) Hey you know what you could do? You could hang that thing up in the haunted house. It looks scary real.
Bill: That’s cause it is real you waste of brain matter. Wait a minute.
Drunk idiot: Why?
Bill: You know for and idiot, you’re a genius.
Drunk idiot: I am?
(Cut to shot of Bill Hanging medallion in the haunted house.)
Next day opening night [Haunted house exterior]
(Employees arriving, two girls get out of their cars. Camera follows as they walk toward and into mask booth.)
Psycho Nurse: Hey girl. (Laughs) Nice shirt.
(Front of bloody girls shirt says- I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL-) she turns around, back of shirt says -I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK-)
Bloody Girl: Thanks, I made it myself. So why didn’t Bobby come with you?
Psycho Nurse: You believe this shit? I caught him in bed with my little sister.
Bloody Girl: Again???
Psycho Nurse: No, last time it was my cousin.
Bloody Girl: I don’t care. Tell him to mess around with his own family.
Psycho Nurse: (laughs) Anyway I told him to fuck off. For real this time.
Bloody Girl: Sure.
[Enter mask booth]
Psycho Nurse: I hope I don’t get groped tonight. I hate those drunken customers that can’t keep their hands to themselves.
Bloody Girl: I kind of like it when they grope.
Psycho Nurse: You would. Slut.
(Both laugh. Pan over to two guys next to them applying makeup in a mirror.)
Pervert: Ok so here it is. The people waiting in line. Those poor restless souls bored out of their minds climbing the walls, just waiting to be entertained. I say lets give the people entertainment. Picture this. Volunteer female mud wrestling. Huh? What do ya think?
Killer Klown: Don’t you think it will be a little cold for that in October?
Pervert: Even better! The cold only brings their two little friends out. Nothing like two raging chest rockets pointed your way.
Psycho nurse: You’re disgusting.
Pervert: That’s what they tell me. Don’t worry girls, we’ll give you first dibs.
Psycho nurse: No thanks.
Pervert: The ladies, what can I say, they love me.
Killer Klown: So wait, what if only big huge girls volunteer?
Pervert: So what? I don’t discriminate. Big girls need love too, along with an exceptionally high calorie intake. So we make it pudding wrestling. That way everyone’s happy. (In a bill cosby impersonation) And we put the women in the Jell-O pudding. (Laughs)
(Pan over to two chainsaw guys)
Chainsaw Guy 2: So you locked your bag in your car?
Chainsaw Guy 1: Yep
Chainsaw Guy 2: The same bag you put your keys in?
Chainsaw Guy 1: Yep
Chainsaw Guy 2: Why would you do that? That’s mental. Have you been inhaling too many chainsaw fumes again??
Chainsaw Guy 1: Its not like I meant too dickhead. This from someone who went hunting and forgot his gun.
Chainsaw Guy 2: I was tired. You try waking up at 4 in the morning to go sit in the dark, in the woods, in the snow, alone. (Pause) Damn, and you’re my ride home. Well I guess we’ll just have to bust out your window.]
Chainsaw Guy 1: What! Fuck you! Hell No!
A car interior-night (A young man and girl are sitting in a car in front of a house. He honks the horn)
Adam: What is taking her so long?
Shelby: She’s coming. Give her a break, she’s been through a lot. Where are we going anyway?
Adam: Dead Acres(honks the horn again)
Shelby: What!! The haunted house?!!!
Adam: Yeah.
Shelby: The girls father was brutally murdered and left on the side of the road a month ago and you want us to take her to a haunted house?!?!?
Adam: Yeah so.
Shelby: Don’t you think she’s seen enough blood and murder?
Adam: You said she needed to get out and do something social. Everyone’s meeting us there, it’ll be fun.
Shelby: I meant go out to dinner, to the mall, a party, maybe even catch a romantic comedy. Not a night at a house of death.
Adam: (sarcastic smile) My psych professor says that the quickest way to over come our fears is to face them.
Shelby: Insensitive asshole.
Adam: I’ll show you sensitive. (Adam tries to cop a feel, Shelby hits him in the head)
Shelby: ASSHOLE!! Not now. Here she comes.
(Young girl walks out of house. Gets into the car.)
Haven: Hi guys.
Shelby: Hey girl. How are you?
Haven: I’m ok.
Shelby: Well, The hopeless romantic that Adam is, he set up a trip to the local haunted house. He’s an idiot I know, we can totally go do something else. I’m sorry he has bong hits on the brain. He’s a little slow sometimes.
Haven: No, wherever you’re going is fine. My mom says I need to get out of the house. You know, start being a college kid again. And she’s right, it’ll be good to have something distract me. Even if it is Frankenstein or the wolf man.
Shelby: You sure?
Haven: Yeah, it’s cool. Really.
Shelby: Ok. (Turns around and looks at Adam) What do you mean everyone is meeting us there? Who is everyone?
Adam: Wendell and Taylor, Booker and Bailey, Deacon and I think Deacon is bringing his cousin Max.
Shelby: Mad Max?
Adam: (laughing) Yeah. What other max do we know?
Shelby: Shit!
Haunted house parking lot exterior-night
(Scene opens with Mad max standing on a car hood howling at the moon obnoxiously. He jumps down and joins deacon, Wendell, Taylor, bailey, and booker walking toward Adam, Shelby, and Haven.)
Shelby: (under her breath) Oh Jesus. God help us all. Haven honey, if he bothers you just kick him in the balls.
Haven: I’ll be fine.
Mad Max: WHOA!!! HELL YEAH!!! Oh shit, this is gonna be cool. This place kicks some major ass. Last year I came here with this freshman chick, she totally pissed herself. I made her ride in the bed of my truck on the way home. She almost froze her tits off. I think she got pneumonia or bird flu or something, cause she was out of school for like a month.
Shelby: Maybe she was just trying to stay away from you?
Mad Max: She was a freshman again this year, so I think she failed because of that. I bet she never pisses herself again. Holy Shit, Haven! (Moves in and puts his arm around haven) I heard about your brother, what a bummer.
Haven: My father.
Mad max: Yeah, that’s what I said. Say listen, if there’s anything I can do to comfort you...
Shelby: Hey dick for brains, get you claws off of her. (He raises his arms in surrender) Touch her again and I castrate you.
Mad max: Easy psycho slut, I know better than to mess with your muff. Hey, I’m all about girlfriends with dirty secrets. I won’t get in the way.
Deacon: Forgive him. His mother was a raging alcoholic when she was pregnant.
Mad max: Still is too. (Max runs off toward another group of girls) Hey sweetie’s come here, I got a knife in my pocket, and I’m happy to see ya!
Deacon: Sorry about him.
Haven: It’s ok. Some people are just like that.
Deacon: God, I hope there’s no one else out there like him.
Booker: Well, lets get this show on the road.
(The group Walks toward the ticket booth. Max rocks every port a potty on the way by, screaming. Girls runs out of stall, with toilet paper hanging out of her pants.)
Taylor: Oh my God. Like, who would use one of those?
Adam: Hey, when you got to go. Better than going in your handbag.
Taylor: This bag cost as much as your car I’ll have you know.
Adam: That’s your problem.
Wendell: Holy shit. Look at that line. (Line is huge)
Booker: WHAT THE FUCK! That shit pisses me off! We have to stand here and wait for this shit?
Deacon: Calm down buddy, its a just a line.
Bailey: Ignore him. I do. (Leans over to Taylor) Roid rage.
Booker: How many times do I have to tell you their legal supplements? (Opens bottle pops a few pills)
Bailey: Sure honey.
Taylor: We have to stand outside?
Haunted house-interior
(Close up of medallion seeping black red goo out of it onto the floor. Killer clown walks by and steps in it. He notices it and wipes it from his boot with his hands.)
Killer Klown: What the fuck?
(Puts his hand to his nose to smell it, cringes back from the stench. Shadow spirits zoom around him. Doubles over in pain, falls face first. Possession Transformation complete, he gets up without using his hands defying gravity His eyes are white out, dark underneath. Red veins crawl up his face. Close- up of his hand grabbing a meat hook off the wall.)
Haunted house-exterior
(Employees stand around a fire)
Crazy Hillbilly: So I’m working at this grocery store, as a bagger when I was like 15. I walk into the bathroom and I find this old man cashier lying in a pool of blood.
Machete man: Holy shit dude.
Crazy hillbilly: I’m thinking this suicidal old man just slit his own fuckin throat. Then I hear people screaming. I walk back out and I see this guy running like some crazed mongoloid ape through the isles spitting blood all over the fruity pebbles. People are chasing him, slipping in the blood he’s trailing behind. They finally catch the guy, and check this out. This freak comes into the store, gets a pair of scissors, a needle and some thread off the shelf. Goes into the bathroom, cuts off his own tongue, sews his mouth shut, then takes off floppin down the isles for every grandma and grand baby to see.
Machete man: Your shittin me.
Crazy Hillbilly: Who would make that shit up?
Psycho Nurse: Why did he do it?
Crazy Hillbilly: They catch the guy, and he writes out. Cause the fucker sure can’t talk. He writes out, Call my priest and tell him I’ve been cleansed. You believe that shit?
Bloody girl: Wicked.
Pervert: Makes you wonder what the hell he was doing with his mouth?
Psycho nurse: So what happened to the old man?
Crazy Hillbilly: I don’t know, I guess the old bastard walked in, saw the pool of blood and past out.
Machete man: Man, when I worked at this hotel. I walked into one of the rooms and there was blood everywhere. On the bed, the sheets, all over the walls, carpet, even the ceiling. I start freakin like I just walked into some nightmare on elm street shit. You know the first one, where the chick gets killed all over the ceiling, walls and shit. I’m just waiting to see a chopped up corpse stuffed in the toilet or something. I flip open my phone, call 911, I start screaming to the operator about a murder. Then I see a load of bloody tampons and condoms in the sink.
Everyone around the fire: EWWW!
Pervert: Sorry that was me. Just kidding, I always make sure I lay down hefty bags first. What? Don’t tell you’ll haven’t got your red wings.
Machete man: I told her it was a mistake. But two minutes later 20 cops show up. CSI van and all. It was some crazy shit.
Crazy Hillbilly: Some Sick shit.
Pervert: Hello operator I like to report a murder, I mean a menstruation.
(Killer clown walks by silently meat hook in hand.)
Pervert: Hey, dude. You have to hear about these peoples fucked up jobs. Hell the only time I see blood at my job is if I get a paper cut.
(Killer clown walks on never even looking at anyone.)
Pervert: Ok dickhead. Never mind, I wasn’t talking to you anyway. He’s just mad cause he’s a jellybean inspector. Making sure none of the blues get in with the reds. Now that’s what I call excitement!
Haunted house line-exterior
Booker: Hey babe, how many minutes do you think it would take me to kick that guy’s ass? (Points to guy in line)
Bailey: No one cares. Why do you always have to think with your fists?
Mad max: How long to lick his ass? Gee, I don’t know, that’s one big ass. I’d say at least ten maybe fifteen.
(Bailey stops booker as he steps toward max)
Booker: Watch it freak!
Deacon: He’s clinically retarded. It’d be like hitting one of the kids off the short bus.
Mad max: I BANGED MY KINDERGARDEN TEACHER!!!! WHOA!!!! (Screams at crowd)
Deacon: See what I mean.
Haven: Where did you find him?
Deacon: Believe me if I had a choice I would have lost him a long time ago. (She laughs) Listen, I was real sorry to hear about your dad.
Haven: Yeah, so was I.
Deacon: I had a dog that died a few months ago. (Pause) Oh, I’m stupid, why did I say that. That doesn’t even compare to losing...
Haven: No, its ok. I have a dog, I couldn’t imagine if I lost her.
Mad max: Your dog didn’t die. You killed it.
Deacon: I did not kill my dog.
Mad max: Yes you did. You fed him chocolate and his stomach exploded.
Deacon: I did not feed it to him. He found it in the couch.
Mad max: It was some sick shit too. Bloody disgusting. You should have seen it. He was puking up intestines and shit. So narly.
Deacon: Hey shithead, thanks.
Mad max: Anytime.
(Killer clown comes out to the line, swings the meat hook into a guys chest standing in lines next to deacon and haven. Drags him out of line and around the corner out of sight screaming.)
(Haven jumps and grabs hold of deacon. Quickly realizing she grabbed him and lets go.)
Haven: Sorry. What was that?
Deacon: Oh don’t worry, its all part of the act. They do that sort of thing to get the crowd in the mood.
(Cut to killer clown around the corner out of sight, slamming hook into victim repeatedly, blood splatters on building.)
Booker: Come the fuck on! This line hasn’t moved. I get shipped back to Iraq in a week, and I’m sure as hell not standing here the whole time.
Shelby: What do you do over there anyway? Wait, I bet you drive a tank, with that whole compensation thing you got going on.
Mad max: Yeah, it must suck over here, not being able to carry around a gun all day shooting people. Bet you can’t wait to get back.
Booker: What do you mean? (Booker lifts front of his shirt flashing a gun in his waist line)
Mad max: Yes! Awesome!
Wendell: Damn Booker. What do you need that for?
Adam: Yeah man, Plan on seeing any Al Queda in here?
Taylor: That’s not cool. You could get us all in trouble.
Booker: Don’t twist up your panties. I’m trained to handle firearms.
Bailey: Yeah, that’s why you have it aimed at your dick. You shoot that thing off and we’re through.
Haunted house-interior
(Shots of the walls and ceiling, etc. Bleeding the spirit goo, down walls, on floors, on dressers, and on two chainsaws side by side.)
(Bloody Girl and psycho nurse walking together. Bloody girl brushes up against wall, get goo on her.)
Bloody girl: Gross! (Wipes some on psycho nurse)
Psycho Nurse: Bitch! Wipe your snot somewhere else. EWWW. What is this shit?
(They both start to transform, then walk away in separate directions)
(Pervert walks down a hallway, see’s Psycho nurse)
Pervert: So demon whore, what do you say you give me some intensive care?
(Psycho nurse gets very close and smiles)
Pervert: Well it’s about time you came to your senses. I have to warn you though, I scream like a girl when I...
(Psycho nurse cuts his throat with a razor knife or scalpel. He grabs his throat and dies horribly.)
Haunted house exterior
(People start entering the haunted house)
Adam: See, looks like you won’t have to start shooting people after all.
Booker: It’s about fucking time. Hey, babe. Can you go get me something to eat? I need to eat something when I take my CG3.
Bailey: Didn’t you just take your steroids?
Booker: You can buy these at any General Nutrition Center.
Mad max: So what do you take when you’re in Iraq? I’m assuming they don’t have many GNC’s over there. I heard camel piss is killer for triceps.
Booker: Fuck off spazz.
Bailey: Sure, I have to pee anyway. Anyone want to come with?
Haven: Sure. I’ll go.
(They take off toward the port a pots)
Bailey: So what do you think of Deacon?
Haven: Deacon? I had a math class with him last year. He’s nice. Why?
Bailey: I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb.
Haven: What do you mean?
Bailey: Oh come on. He’s hot, you’re hot. Plus he’s totally into you.
Haven: Really?
Bailey: Duh!
Haven: I’m sure he’s just being nice. Besides, I’m not really into getting with anyone right now. My mind is messed up enough without infecting someone else with my issues.
Bailey: Well, I always say dive right in. What doesn’t get you pregnant makes you stronger. It might be good for you. Get your mind off the drab, and get another man in your life. (Uncomfortable pause) Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean..
Haven: It’s Ok. I Know.
Bailey:(bailey opens stall door looks inside.) That is vile. (Shuts door, opens another looks at its floor) Gross. (Looks at its ceiling) Oh My GOD! (Shuts it, opens another) What is wrong with people?!? (Shuts and opens another, looks in, then looks at haven)
Haven: Ok?
Bailey: I would call it anything but ok. At least this one might not make me puke. I can do it if I hover maybe. (She goes in and shuts the door)
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 2, 2007 11:44:23 GMT -5
Act 2
Haunted house interior
(Show scenes of normal haunted house operations. People getting scared having a good time.)
(Cut too Chainsaw guy 1 and 2 putting on their masks then grabbing their saws, handles are covered with goo. Both transform into possession. Extreme Close up shots of them, unscrewing side of saw, then cut to extreme close up of grabbing chainsaw chain off wall, then cut to extreme close-up of them strapping the real chainsaw chain back on the chainsaw bar.)
Haunted house exterior
Taylor: I can’t believe you went in those things.
Shelby: It wasn’t one of my proudest moments, believe me.
Booker: (takes of drink of water from concessions) Ugh, this water taste like pennies.
Mad max: Penis?
Booker: No shithead, pennies.
Wendell: You eat many pennies?
Adam: Damn, don’t they feed you over there?
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Deacon: Getting nervous?
Haven: Kind of.
Deacon: If you need too, you can hold onto me.
Haven: Thanks, I probably would of done that anyway. I’ve never been through one of these before.
Mad max: Real smooth Deac, ‘If you get scared I got something you can hold onto’, you’re a regular cassarola.
Wendell: That’s Casanova, dingus.
Mad max: Whatever.
Bailey: Don’t you a have some junior high schoolers to molest?
Booker: How about a just pound his head.
Max mad: Why, so it can be as big as yours?
Booker: If you don’t shut your face, you won’t have to worry about getting out of this place. You won’t make it in.
Mad max: How about I go take a shit. (Takes off to the port a pots)
Bailey: Make sure to use the second one. Someone left something for you.
Haunted house-interior
(Psycho nurse and bloody girl corner a young man customer and separate him from his group. They act provocative to him pushing him backwards to another room. They push him onto a table. Make him lay down and tie his hands and feet down.)
Victim: Holy shit. I knew this night was gonna rock. You girls don’t mess around.
(Bloody girl rips open his shirt exposing his chest)
Victim: Damn I just bought that. Oh, what am I saying? Fuck it.
(Bloody girl pukes up the ghost goo into her hand.)
Victim: What the hell?!? I ain’t into that shit.
(Bloody girl paints a pentagram on his chest with the goo. Puts medallion in center of his chest. Both girls start chanting some ancient language. Lightning flashes out side. Candles flame up burning wax quickly. Victim struggles against ropes that bind him, screaming. Shadow spirits zoom around him, along with green or red mist. He arches his back in pain. Looks like he might vomit. Eyes bulge. Then finally transformation is complete. Victim is now the captain demon, leader of the demons. He breaks the ties that bind him easily. Stands up.)
Captain Demon: The moon moves quickly to the west. Our time here Is short. The blood of the innocent one must soon be spilt. Kill all who enter, we will find what we seek. Have fun my children. The blood will flow deep this night.
Haunted house-exterior
(Lightning flashes overhead. A gothic dressed girl faints in line next to the group, she has numerous medallions and necklaces on. Wendell goes to her aid.)
Wendell: It’s ok. I’m training to be a paramedic. (He kneels down beside her)
Taylor: Uh honey, I’m not so sure you should touch her.
Wendell: It’s fine it was only a slight fall. I’m sure her neck and spine weren’t injured.
Taylor: That’s not what I mean. She’s dirty. She could have lice or something.
Wendell: What?
Mad max: Or rabies.
Wendell: Miss, can you tell me your name? Do you know where you are?
Gothic chick: This is wrong.
Wendell: I’m just trying to help you.
Gothic girl: This is all wrong. (She stands up) Its evil. And so strong. Too strong. Its inside. It’ll be a massacre. (She screams to the crowd) AN EVIL HAS BEEN RELEASED INSIDE OF THIS PLACE THAT WILL DESTROY YOU ALL. I DO NOT KNOW HOW BUT IT IS LOOSE. IT KNOWS ONLY HATE, AND SEE’S ONLY DEATH. IT HAS NO REMORSE AND WILL SHOW NO MERCY. WE MUST ALL FLEE FROM THIS PLACE. I’M AFRAID ANYONE WHO ENTERS WILL DIE HORRIBLY.
(The crowd erupts in cheers)
Customer: For fifth teen bucks they better show no mercy. The last place I went too sucked ass.
Gothic chick: NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! THIS IS NO JOKE. You ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
Booker: Hey freak, why don’t you run on inside and tell your little friends they ain’t scaring shit. They’re sure gonna have to come with more than this theatrical bullshit.
Taylor: What are you suppose to be anyway? A witch?
Gothic chicks friend: It’s called Wicca.
Taylor: Whatever.
Gothic chicks friend: And her mother is a High Priestess.
Booker: Oh, Well in that case.
Mad max: High Priestess? Did you say High Priestess? Oh my God, Run for your lives!!! (Laughs)
Taylor: Why don’t you two get back on your broomsticks and fly away.
Gothic Chick: Come Isengale, there is nothing more we can do here. These people are doomed.
Mad max: WE’RE DOOMED!!!! DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!! DOOMED!!! (Laughs) I think she dug me. You think she would go out with me?
Haven: Was she for real?
Deacon: No, Its all part of the act, all of it. She’ll go inside, wait a while and come back out and do it again.
Haven: She seemed so serious.
Bailey: Yeah, somebody give that girl an Oscar.
Shelby: She creeped me out.
Taylor: You know, I feel sorry for people like that.
Wendell: You? Feel sorry? You don’t feel sorry for anyone.
Taylor: Yes I do.
Wendell: You think starving kids in Africa should be put to sleep.
Taylor: Only to relieve their suffering.
Shelby: Jesus.
Haunted house interior (Captain demon walks inside haunt. Walks by machete man.)
Machete man: Hey bud, you’re going the wrong way. You lose your group? Hey pal, your suppose to go that way. (Notices demons eyes and face) Goddamn man, what are you on? That must be some serious shit.
Captain Demon: Your flesh will serve our purpose.
Machete man: Wow, You are one tripped out sorry son of a bitch. You know that?
(Captain Demon projectile spits/vomits goo at machete man, hitting him in the chest and arms)
Machete man: You sick fuck!
(Machete man Transforms, wipes goo all over his machete blade so if he cuts anyone but does not kill them, they will transform. Captain demon walks away during transformation. After transformation, Sledge, a big guy with a mask and a sledgehammer walks by.)
Sledge: Hey man, you ok? Sounded like you were givin birth over here.
(Machete man slices into sledges arm with machete)
Sledge: Crazy fucker! What are you nuts!?! (Falls down, transforms)
(A group walks through haunt, boy friend and girlfriend holding each other. Boyfriend stops, girlfriend looks at him>)
Girlfriend: Josh?
(Blood comes out of his mouth, she looks down to see a broken jagged pipe sticking out of his belly. He falls down revealing bloody girl behind him. Bloody girl leaps at girlfriend knife in hand.)
(Captain demon walks among a group. Walks by crazy hillbilly, crazy hillbilly jumps out and tries to scare him. Captain demon wipes his hand across hillbillies face leaving smear of goo. Hillbilly punches captain before falling down to transformation. Captain keeps walking never breaking stride, reaches forward grabs customer in group breaking his neck. Grabs a girl by the head and smashes it against the stone wall.) -----------------------------------------------
(Guy from a group starts screaming in machete man’s face.)
Screamer: WHOA!! WHOA!! YEAH BABY!! YOU DON’T SCARE ME!! YEAH!!
(Machete man stabs him through with the machete killing him, then jumps down into group starts hacking away at people, cutting off arms, hands, fingers.)
(Cut to chainsaw guy 2, in outdoor area of haunt, chasing down customers, cutting down legs, see his shadow on the wall raising saw and cutting into someone.)
(Cut to crazy hillbilly strangling someone with a wire. Drops them, then drive hatchet into some ones back. Another non transformed employee in a skeleton mask observes.)
Skull: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you insane? (Hillbilly steps toward him.) Fuck this. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. I’m gone. (Takes off)
Cut to Chainsaw guy 1, he pulls someone out of a group. Ties hands behind his back. Puts bag overhead. Close up shot of grabbing meat hooks off of wall. Then shot of customer hanging with meat hooks through his shoulders, as chainsaw guy 1 slices him in half, exposing inner organs. Group looks on like its part of the show. Cut as chainsaw guy 1 is seen jumping down after the rest of the group.)
Haunted house exterior
Deacon: Its almost time. (They are almost at front of line) You excited?
Haven: Sure. I guess. (Depressed look on her face)
Deacon: Look. What I meant to say earlier is I don’t know what it feels like to lose a parent, but, I know what it feels like to fear it day after day after day. (Confused look on havens face) My mother. She got diagnosed with breast cancer last year. But she’s a fighter, and she’s been fighting it ever since. But these past few months, they’ve been hard.
Haven: I’m so sorry.
Deacon: It’s just, I’m all she’s got.
Haven: What about..
Deacon: My father? Lets just say he’s never really been in any family portraits.
Mad max: Damn Deac, isn’t the girl depressed enough. What do you want, to do put her into a depressant coma?
Bailey: Depressant coma? Is that even a term?
Wendell: No.
Deacon: He’s right. That has nothing to do with her. I still can’t relate. Hell, I spend every waking moment trying not to be able to relate. I don’t know what I’m trying to say.
Mad max: He’s trying to say he wants to bone you.
Deacon: I swear, I would kill him, but I’d be afraid he’d come back to haunt me, then I’d be stuck with him forever. At least alive he might someday find someone else to leach onto.
Mad max: Don’t get your hopes up.
Taylor: I feel like I’m in therapy. How about some happy faces people.
Mad max: Yeah it’s not like anybody died. (Laughs) Get it?
Wendell: Once again you are a master of sensitivity.
Mad max: Excuse me Dr. Phil?
------------------- Adam: So what’s going on? Something break down?
Shelby: What do you mean?
Adam: I haven’t seen anyone come out the exit in a while.
(Cut into Show a few quick shots of people getting massacred inside)
Wendell: The lines still moving. (Show people going in the front door)
Taylor: You don’t think I’ll get dirty in there?
Mad max: Don’t worry I’ll protect you.
Taylor: You touch me in there, and you get the pepper spray.
Mad max: Don’t get trigger-happy your royal bitchiness. I’ve got the spray before, it’s no party.
Adam: You’ve been pepper sprayed?
Deacon: By an old lady. He got drunk and decided to roll around in this ladies flowerbed at 3 in the morning.
Mad max: Hey, that granny was no joke.
Deacon: She was 97 years old. You almost gave her a heart attack. The paramedics took her to the hospital for observation.
Booker: Pepper spray. That’s nothing. Try sitting in a room full of tear gas for twenty minutes.
Wendell: Why would anyone sit a tear gas filled room for twenty minutes?
Booker: Training.
Mad max: What were they training you for? Too be an idiot.
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Ticket taker: Tickets please.
Deacon: Here we go.
Mad max: Now if the lady monsters fall in love with me, I can’t be held responsible for what they might do.
Ticket taker: Give me a break.
(Everyone goes inside haunt)
Mad max: WHOA! HELL YEAH!! DR. SATAN!!! DR. SATAN !!!!
Taylor: Why does it have to be so dark in here?
Haven: This is different.
Taylor: If my coat gets dirty I’m having my daddy sue.
(Show scenes of them going through the beginning of the haunt, everything is fine, having fun. Deacon and Haven are holding each other smiling. Good times had by all. Taylor is afraid to touch anything, tries to protect her handbag. Animatronics comes out scares booker)
Booker: aahh. Shit!
Bailey: Just hold onto me tough guy. I’ll save you.
Booker: I knew it was..
Bailey: Sure honey.
(Killer clown stands still in front of them.)
Booker: Ok, so what are you suppose to be.
Bailey: He’s a clown.
Booker: I know that. I meant what is he suppose to do. Just stand there? OOOOHHHHH, your really scary. Please don’t hurt us.
Bailey: Leave him alone, he’s probably just some kid in a mask.
Booker: Do something dip shit or get the fuck out of our way.
(Killer clown swings out meat hook, hooking Bailey in the neck, and yanks her toward him, her body falls at clowns feet. Girls scream. Shocked look on all faces. Bailey dies in a growing pool of blood.)
Booker: Bailey? Baby? You Fuck! (Booker pulls out his gun and fires four shots into clown killing him. Machete man comes out of nowhere and cuts off Bookers hand at the wrist hand falls with gun still in it.)
Booker: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Adam: RUN! RUN! GO! NOW!!
MAD max: Fucking move your ass!!!!
(They run, pushing booker as he holds his bleeding wrist screaming. They finally stop when booker falls to the ground. Adam trips over booker falls to ground hard. Machete man is nowhere to be found.)
Adam: What the fuck is going on?!?
Mad max: These crazy bastards take their jobs way too seriously.
Shelby: You guys Bailey is still back there. We just left her.
Taylor: I am not going back there. (She starts to scream loudly) OH MY GOD!! (Everyone looks around for another attacker)
Haven: What! What is it?
Taylor: There is blood on my purse!!!
Shelby: I think we have worse problems than that.
Taylor: What could be worse! This purse cost $2,000 dollars!
Shelby: How about, Bailey is dead!
Max Mad: And Jarhead isn’t looking too hot.
Wendell: (bends down to booker) His hand.
Max Mad: Yeah his piano career is over.
Wendell: No, I mean his wrist it stopped bleeding. With this kind of trauma he should be bleeding to death right about now. The blood flow has totally stopped.
(Booker starts to shake and convulse)
Mad max: I’ve seen this shit before, fuckers going through withdraw. I knew this muscle junkie was a dope head.
Wendell: He’s going into shock.
Deacon: That’s no kind of shock I’ve seen before.
(Bookers eyes turn, starts to transform, shadow spirits fly around him. He stands up defying gravity.)
Adam: Booker?
Mad max: I’ve seen some whacked out junkie’s, but this fucker’s going night of the living dead on our asses.
(Booker grabs Adam by the throat with his good hand, lifts him up strangling him.)
Shelby: Do something. (She beats on booker’s back)
Wendell: What do you want me to do?
(Deacon grabs bookers arm trying to pull it away from Adams throat. Max rips pipe or metal bar off of wall. And hits booker in the back of the head. He drops Adam, who tries catching his breath. Max hits him again, he falls to the floor, max hits him like se7en more times.)
Mad max: Whoa. Damn that felt good. I’ve been wanting to do that all night.
Taylor: I think he’s dead.
Mad max: His head looks like a bowl of spagettio’s, I sure hope so.
Wendell: What have we done? What have we done?
Adam: We did what we had to. That crazy fuck was trying to kill me.
Mad max: Ok, so before the cops get here lets get our story straight. He was in love with me, but I was like ‘Dude, I don’t roll that way’. And he was like ‘I must take you now’, and starts ripping off my clothes. (Rips his shirt) And it was like either I take him out or get butt raped. Classic self-defense case. Right?
Deacon: For once in your life will you shut up?
(Normal Employee with mask on, jumps out and scares max. Max hits him in the head with the metal bar.)
Employee: OUCH!! What the hell is wrong with you! Why’d you do that?
Adam: People in here are ripping out necks, or cutting off hands, their killing people!! And then our friend here turned into a zombie.
Employee: Man, I’m going on break. All you acidheads are the same. ‘Hey, lets drop hits and go through the haunted house, it’ll be fun, yeeha!’ Get a life.
Shelby: He’s serious! Show us how to get the hell out of here!!
Employee: Just say NO! Dare to be different! (He walks away, out of sight)
Haven: What do we do now?
Shelby: Adam, your cell phone.
(He pulls out cell phone, opens it, then shows that it is broken.)
Adam: It must have broke when I fell.
Wendell: Fuck!
Mad max: I know miss diva here has a cell phone.
Taylor: I got tired of the color. My new one doesn’t come till tomorrow.
Mad max: The color. Of course. That Makes sense.
Shelby: Were screwed.
Mad max: I don’t know about the rest of you sheep, but I’m not waiting around here to be slaughtered.
Deacon: He’s right, we need to find a way out. But we need weapons, quick, grab whatever you can.
Mad max: I know I’m packin. (Holds up metal bar)
(They search for weapons in haunted house props. Deacon grabs baseball bat with nails in the end. Adam grabs a hammer. Haven grabs a table leg. Wendell grabs a chain with a big lock on the end. Shelby finds a knife. They all have weapons except Taylor who only holds her bag.)
Adam: What about you?
Taylor: I am not touching any of that stuff. (Holds purse tight)
Adam: Suit yourself.
Mad max: She’ll kill’em with credit cards.
Taylor: I don’t plan on killing anything.
Deacon: I sure hope those things share the same feelings.
(They walk on through the haunt slowly. Crazy hillbilly finally comes out of hole in the wall and swings shovel at Wendell’s head. He ducks, shovel misses. Wendell swings chain at hillbilly, misses, chain swings around, lock hits max in the head.)
Mad max: Ah! Shit!
(Hillbilly hits Wendell in head with shovel, Wendell goes down, hillbilly drives edge of shovel down on Wendell’s throat killing him. Adam drives claw of hammer into back of hillbilly’s head. Hits him repeatedly. Hillbilly falls dead.)
Taylor: eeww gross. (She says as she steps over Wendell’s body toward max.)
Shelby: So much for the grieving process.
Taylor: So Maxy, does that offer from earlier still stand?
Mad max: What offer?
Taylor: You know. You said you would protect me.
Mad max: Sorry babe, that was a limited time offer. And all this crazy shit has brought me too my limit.
Taylor: If you get me out of here. (Pulls herself close to him) I would be very, very grateful. If you know what I mean.
Mad max: No thanks whore. No ass is worth my own neck. You’re on your own.
Taylor: Fine, I don’t need you. I don’t need any of you. You all would probably just get me killed anyway. You losers can stay here and rot, I’m getting out of here. (She turns and walks out into the haunted house outdoor section)
Shelby: Taylor!
Adam: Let her go. Crazy bitch.
Shelby: But she..
Deacon: SHHHH. Listen. You hear that.
(They walk over to the sound of chanting. They look into cracks in a wall to see in a room. Captain demon with bloody girl and psycho nurse. They have a girl hanging with wire around her bound wrist from the ceiling. Blood slowly travels down her arms from her bleeding wrist. They are chanting as the girl weakly fights to get free.)
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 2, 2007 11:45:20 GMT -5
Act 3
Haunted house outdoor section
(Taylor Walks outside. Chainsaw guy 2 stands in her way holding his saw.) Taylor: Show me the nearest exit NOW!!! Do you hear me!! Do you know who my father is? Well he is only the most powerful attorney in the city. If I am not out of here in two seconds I am going to own this place. I’m not playing anymore.
(Chainsaw 2 steps toward her)
Taylor: This is no joke. You touch me and you go to jail. Do you know what they do to little boys in jail? Well I don’t know either but I’m sure it’s not very good. My father is friends with the city prosecutor and one phone call can throw every book in publication at you.
(Chainsaw 2 raises his saw)
Taylor: What are you going to do with that? Those noisemaker’s don’t even have chains on them.
(Chainsaw 2 runs his finger across the sharpened chain cutting his finger. Taylor sees the blood.)
Taylor: Do you know how many safety violations you are breaking right now? This is ridiculous. (Chainsaw 2 takes another step)
Taylor: That’s it. I’m growing tired of these games.
(She reaches into her purse and pulls out pepper spray and sprays chainsaw 2 in the eyes through his mask. He screams in pain but quickly shakes it off. He breaths heavily in anger, fires up his saw and moves in on her. You see blood shower the side of a building as you hear her horrifying screams.)
Haunted house-interior
Captain Demon: Let the blood of the pure flow forward to release us from our chains. Open forth the fount that will leave agape this naked world for all of our fiery hate. Death will rain down. Agony will thrive. Let us peel back the doors that have kept us hidden beneath shadow. Blackness rise. For this I give sacrifice.
(Captain stabs hanging girl in the heart twist blade sending blood pouring down on floor. He looks around for something to happen but nothing does. Breaks bloody girls neck in frustration.)
Captain demon: Her spirit was too strong. We need another. Go!!!
(Psycho nurse rushes out, captain kicks bloody girls corpse out of the way.)
Haven: Can we leave now?
Deacon: I’m for that.
Shelby: Me too.
Mad Max: Man, That was like some fucked up orgy gone bad.
Haunted house exterior (line)
(A girl runs out of the exit screaming for help from the people in line. They laugh at her. Then chainsaw guy 1 comes out chases her, catches her and murders her gruesomely in front of everyone. Everyone in line panics and runs away to their cars and leaves.)
Haunted house outdoor section
(They walk out, Max trips over Taylor’s bloody purse attached to her severed hand and arm.)
Mad max: Her purse got dirty after all. Boy is she gonna be pissed.
Adam: I don’t think she’ll need it now.
Shelby: Gross.
(They walk carefully through the outdoor area, surrounded by old cabins, and rickety buildings. Chainsaw 2 comes out with chainsaw blasting, tries to cut Shelby, misses, go for deacon, deacon falls, saw 2 stands over him, raises saw, haven hits him in the back of the head with the table leg. He shakes it off, turns around, she runs, he chases her through the outdoor area, she falls. He swings saw blade at her, she moves in time, saw blade hit metal gate sending shower of sparks. Max takes a swing at saw, misses, saw swings back, cuts max’s jacket. Deacon swings bat, clips chainsaw, sends sparks. 2 raises saw up bring it down at deacon, deacon falls, blocks saw blade with wood bat, sawdust flies as saw cuts into bat. Deacon kicks 2 in the knee cap. 2 falls, his saw falls on his stomach cutting him deeply, blood flies, he screams and dies. The five of them run through outdoor area back into the haunted house interior. Max checks himself for injuries.)
Deacon: Is everyone ok?
Mad max: I think I just shit myself but other than that, yeah.
Haven: Yes.
Mad max: How the hell did we get out of that one. That was way too brutal, even for me.
Shelby: We’re gonna die. I know it.
Mad max: Speak for yourself lady.
Adam: Hey, we’ve made it this far. We’re gonna be ok. I know it,
(Psycho nurse comes from behind and slits adams throat. He falls and dies in a pool of blood. Girls scream.)
Shelby: ADAM! NO!! You bitch!! (Shelby leaps at her with knife. They both fight (chick fight scene) shelby ends up killing psycho girl. Shelby kisses Adams corpse. Bill walks up.)
Bill: What the hell is going on around here. (looks at the bodies) What have you kids done? (machete man comes out of nowhere and slices bill killing him.)
Deacon: Run! Go!
(they run from him, think they lose him, then he appears suddenly in front of them and slashes deacon across the chest. Deacon falls.)
Mad max: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! You killed my cousin you fuck!
(Max leaps at machete man, he grabs at the machete, they fight over it. Max head butts machete man, max takes the machete, and starts hacking away at him a ridiculous amount of times screaming the whole time. Finally stops and goes to deacon.)
Mad max: Deac! They killed you man. (Deacon bleeds from slice to chest)
Haven: He’s not dead.
(He starts to convulse, starts to try to transform)
Shelby: Whats wrong with him?
Haven: Deacon come back to us. Stay with us deacon. We need you. I need you. You can’t die.
Mad max: He’s not dyin. He’s turning into one of those things. Oh fuck, his mom’s gonna be so pissed at me.
Haven: Stay here. You can do it. Fight it. FIGHT! DAMN IT!!
(Deacon gasps for air, starts to come back to normal, coughs trying to catch his breath. He shivers badly)
Haven: Deacon? He’s ok. He’s alright.
Mad max: Holy shit dude, I thought you’d gone dawn of the dead for sure.
Deacon: So Cold.
Shelby: What?
Haven: He’s cold.
Deacon: It was so cold there. I feel like I have ice in my veins. And so dark. So much hate.
Haven: What? Where?
Mad max: He’s losing it.
Deacon: I was there. In another world. In their world. It was like I was drowning in a pool of ice. I couldn’t breath. But I heard your voice over the screams.
Mad max: And you were there. And you. And auntie M, and toetoe, and the scarecrow, and tinman. Holy flying monkeys Dorthy!
Shelby: Shut up freak!
Deacon: Its this ground, this place. Its like a weak spot between this world and the other. Something must of unlocked it.
Mad max: Man, you’ve seen hellraiser way too many times.
Deacon: I know what they want. They have to spill innocent blood on these grounds.
Shelby: Innocent blood? Wait, you mean like a virgin?
Deacon: Yes
Shelby: Good luck finding one of those these days.
Mad max: Yeah really, especially when I get done with them.
Shelby: You never stop, do you?
Mad max: Why don’t they just cruise around town till they find one.
Deacon: For now they are bound to this ground. And they only have a few more hours, until sunrise. Then their chance is gone. The sun will send them back to where they came from. Unless they find what they want.
Shelby: Well like I said, good luck.
Haven: Wait. I..am..a
Mad max: What? You never had your cork popped? Oh man. What a prude.
Shelby: Hold on. What about Ricky Johnson?
Haven: Technically we never..actually..
Shelby: But you said..
Haven: No, he said, and then you were so excited when you thought so. So I just never corrected you.
Shelby: I can’t believe this. I’ve been your best friend for twelve years and I didn’t even know you were still a virgin.
Mad max: So they are after you? I say we give them what they want, and lets go home.
Haven: Fuck you!
Deacon: You do that and you won’t have a home. If they complete their ritual it’ll permanently open the passage. There’ll be more of these things. A lot more. And much worse. The things I saw over there. The pain. We can’t let that happen.
Haven: How do you know all this?
Deacon: I don’t know. I know a lot of things now. I don’t know how, I just do.
Haven: How did you get back?
Deacon: I heard you calling me. And I remembered how much my mother needs me. I knew I had to get back. So I just fought. It was like a bad dream I knew I had to wake up from. And no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t wake up. It was like I was falling, and when I hit the ground I finally woke back up here. I just couldn’t let them take me. I have too much to do still.
Mad max: I still say we hand her over.
Shelby: How about NO!
Deacon: It’s not that easy. They need someone weak, whose soul is empty. A lost spirit.
Haven: I miss my dad, and I’ve been really depressed. But I wouldn’t call my soul empty.
Deacon: It might be enough.
Mad max: Well if their coming for this bitch, then I’m getting as far away from her as possible.
Deacon: Wait, I can feel them now. Their close.
Mad max: Cause I’ll be damned if their gonna take down Mad Maximum! Yeah!
(Sledgehammer is seen coming down and smashing into max’s head killing him, max falls revealing sledge standing behind him. Sledge raises sledgehammer up ready to smash Shelby. You see the spiked bat smash and stick into the side of sledges head. He falls dead, deacon pulls his bat out of sledges head. Helps up Shelby.)
Deacon: Max, you psychic bastard. You always said you would die getting smashed. Crazy fuck, I’ll miss’em. Lets get the hell out of here.
(They take off running)
Captain Demon: Leaving so soon. Stay a while. I have so much to show you. Through me dreams come true. Peace awaits you here. Sleep awaits you.
(Captain raises his arm stopping Shelby with some psychic telekinetic energy mind thing. She stops turns back to him and starts to walk toward him.)
Haven: Shelby NO!!! Who is that?
Deacon: I don’t know but he’s strong. Much stronger than the others.
Haven: We have to stop her. Shelby!!
(Shelby walks to him, he holds and caresses her face then snaps her neck with a twist of the wrist.)
Haven: NO!!! You bastard!!!
Deacon: Haven lets go!!
(They run, captain demon slowly walks after them. They go into a lowly lit room. Crouch down to hide leaning against wall.)
Haven: (whispers) Do you think we’re gonna make it.
Deacon: If we do? You want to maybe go out sometime?
Haven: (laughs) If we get out of here, you can take me anywhere you want. As long as it’s not a haunted house.
Deacon: (laughs) Yeah, no haunted houses. I think I’ve had enough horror for this lifetime. Haven: Thank you.
Deacon: For what?
Haven: Just, thank you.
(they slowly move in to kiss each other, But suddenly chainsaw guy 2’s chainsaw blade crashes in between their faces just missing them both. They jump up, chainsaw guy jumps down. Goes for Haven.)
Deacon: Hey asshole!! Over here.
(swings bat hits saw guy in the back knocking him forward into a mirror, mirror shatters, then saw guy comes at deacon. Deacon swings bat again at saw guys head. Saw guy ducks bat hits wooden wall sticks in wall, deacon tries to pull it out but can’t. Saw guy kicks deacon to the floor. Saw guy raises saw.)
Deacon: Haven RUN!!!!!
(Saw guy brings down the saw into deacon, deacon screams, blood splatters wall, then splatters haven face she screams.)
Haven: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
(Haven starts to hyperventilate but has to quickly gather her wits and come back to reality cause saw guy is turning and coming for her. She grabs a large shard of broken mirror in her hand like a knife, gets up and runs out into a chain link maze. She tries to find her way out, gets lost, saw guy is right next to her but chain fence separates them. He finally catches up to her, he swings misses hit the fence sparks fly. She crawls quickly away. Get caught in a dead end. Saw guy closes in on her. Stands over her sitting on the ground. He raises his saw for the killing stroke. She kicks him in the balls. He drops in pain. Gives her time to escape. She runs out of the haunted house exit. Line is deserted, no one around anywhere. She finds her way to a wooded area where she hides. Saw guy comes out and stalks her. You see through his eyes in some predator demon vision effect as he searches for her. He slowly searches, his chainsaw growling. She see’s him coming through the trees. She crouches down. He gets closer, then he goes out of her sight. It get quiet, can’t hear chainsaw anymore. She looks around for him, then he blast out from behind her chainsaw blaring, she ducks, he hit a tree with his swing. She falls he swings again down on her, but misses, he raises saw again, she digs mirror shard of glass in his gut like a knife and twist. He falls, she takes his chainsaw and cuts into him, blood splatters all over her. She screams out in anger. Saw cuts off. All silence but her heavy breathing. Then a hand grabs her shoulder swings her around. She tries to start the saw again.)
Cop: Put down the weapon! Put down the power tool and step away!
(A single cop points his gun at her, she has a look of frustration on her face.)
Haven: You don’t understand.
Cop: I don’t need to understand. I just need you to put down the weapon.
(Haven drops the saw. Starts to cry. Cops goes for his handcuffs steps toward haven, revealing Captain Demon standing behind him. Captain raises his arm in his telekinesis stance. The cops eyes widen, the cop’s raises his gun puts in his mouth and pulls the trigger, he drops dead. Captain raises his arm again, making haven slowly move toward him.)
Captain Demon: I can smell the innocence flowing through you. It is you. It has always been you. Such eyes you have. And how easily they give me your secrets. Such a loss you have suffered. The injustice of it. How you yearn to leave this cruel world behind. Move on you will where you can once again be with him. There is nothing for you here, you know this. You will be our black angel, our wicked flower, whose death will give us life in this world. Know that you were of great purpose. Your blood will live on in us all. You, our mother of this earth, give yourself to us and let the pain of this world expire.
(He pulls her in closer she try’s to weakly struggle but can’t. Captain demon pulls out a crazy looking knife and raises it.)
Captain demon: It is time my precious one.
(You hear a voice)
Deacon: No
(Deacon is behind captain, he reaches into captains back to his chest/heart. You see some crazy effect. As deacon pulls Captain’s spirit from the victims body. Haven is released from trance.)
Captain: NO!!!!
Haven: Deacon!!
(There is a blinding flash, then deacon is gone all that’s left is haven and victim. Victim looks at haven, haven looks at him, then fires up chainsaw.)
Victim: Good GOD LADY!! Are you fuckin crazy? Turn that thing off!! What the hell is wrong with you?
(Haven turns off saw confused.)
Victim: Jesus! First those two whacked out bulimic kinky chicks blow chunks all over me. Then I wake up to some crazy bitch with a chainsaw. What the hell is going on? I’m fucking out of here.
(He takes of running.)
Haven: Deacon! Deacon! Where are you?
(she searches for Deacon, then runs inside the haunt to where deacon was cut with the chainsaw. She cringes when she see’s his mutilated corpse where it had always been. She starts crying hysterically. Then cut to her walking down a street in a daze, cop cars zoom past in the direction of the haunt.)
Voiceover(Deacon): I know who I was. Where I came from. But I don’t know what I now am. I have been to hell, and brought back. But I brought something back with me. With the death of my body gave rise to a new chapter in my existence. I’ve been given the powers of evil. But I am not evil myself. I am something else. Locked between this world and the other, I dwell here waiting. Waiting for what, I don’t know, the next uprising maybe. A new war, between the wicked that would curse this world, and the good that would protect it. I guess I am that good. A protector of this world. A demon slayer. Why was this curse given to me, I don’t know. I can only accept it, knowing only I can protect those I loved my whole life and those I loved for one night..
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 2, 2007 11:48:26 GMT -5
Well, thats the screenplay I wrote. Any good? What do you all think?
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Post by hellaintshit on Oct 2, 2007 12:00:59 GMT -5
im sittin in ISR in school right now. screen play looks nice. took me 30 mins to read it all!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 5, 2007 0:03:40 GMT -5
I really like it, Im sure your scared of the critics.... its hard to put your work / baby out there to be judged - I GIVE YOU CREDIT TAKES GUTS. As you would expect I have this reaction ( MORE BLOODY SCENES !! ) Sex sells gotta have that - more sex. Dont take it the wrong way, I REALLY DO LIKE IT. ( GOOD JOB ) But I think it would be a shame to miss the sex and brutallity..... like Friday 13th lots of sex.... scared girls alone.... and tough guys who try to kick-ass but always die in the end.... big slasher type scenes with unbelieveble violent brutallity.
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 5, 2007 8:37:01 GMT -5
Everyone wants to see some Hoochie Bootie. I get it. Makes sense. Like you said, sex sells! That said, everyone come see our sexy nurses. They are enough to give any man a heart attack!
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Post by nicksakillakiller on Oct 11, 2007 0:06:58 GMT -5
wtf man!! i never heard about this movie..you haven't made it yet have you...im about to print out the script, i cant stare at the com. and read this whole thing but i will read it and if you need any help let me know!i'll comment again when i get through it
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 13, 2007 11:50:14 GMT -5
LETS DO IT NATE.......It can be done, lets get fuckin CrAzY !!!
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Post by tear on Oct 13, 2007 15:58:16 GMT -5
ok i thought this was just a rumor but now after reading thru the script i believe it .....and i believe its fucking sweet .....so when are you gonna film it ??
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 15, 2007 7:26:34 GMT -5
Its not a rumor. But it is only a script. I only wrote it. Someone else was suppose to direct it, but I don't know if he is still going too or not. Filming ha snot started yet, so I am skeptical. I don't know any other dircetors that would do it?
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 15, 2007 22:41:51 GMT -5
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Post by xstevenkingx on Oct 16, 2007 9:43:23 GMT -5
i'd love to be in it if you get it togather i'll play any part you need
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Post by wickedninja1294 on Oct 20, 2007 21:49:27 GMT -5
HEY..I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN THE DEAD ACRES MOVIE!!! THAT WOULD BE THE SHIT!!
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Post by skellington on Oct 28, 2007 20:36:22 GMT -5
Me and my friend on here r very interested when r the auditions
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Post by xstevenkingx on Oct 29, 2007 16:10:08 GMT -5
the script is pretty awesome
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 5, 2011 22:53:31 GMT -5
FEAR FLASH
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Post by SpoBo86 on Oct 6, 2011 0:01:51 GMT -5
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Post by hellluver on Oct 6, 2011 0:09:37 GMT -5
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