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Post by gardenofeden on Nov 1, 2008 17:57:07 GMT -5
I had it all planned out. I was going to the haunted hoochie, you see... Then I wake up on Halloween, stretching, walking to the bathroom to take my morning piss. Then, blissfully walk into the living room, to be informed we could not go due to car troubles. Isn't that just a bitch on the rag? I spent my night handing out Kit Kat bars to children as their parents took pictures at every single house they stopped at making them smile with each person passing out candy. I failed you all.
Either way, apparently all of my friends had the time of their lives. One went home shaking but wanted to go back the next morning. I was severely jealous when informed of this news.
I'm expecting 2009 to be even better than what I missed out on this year. *Shakes cane* Damn whippersnappers.
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Nov 2, 2008 9:54:36 GMT -5
You didn't fail us, you failed yourself. Smiling children is no consilation to missing the best dam haunted show on earth. Seeing children cry as they run for their lives from our demented house of haunts is true halloween bliss. Hopefully you scared the candy out of some of those little whippersnappers.
But you are correct, as awesoem as 2008 was, 2009 has no choice but to dominate even more. We will be waiting for you, as I no no malfuctioning car can stop you 2 years in a row. Excuses are for the weak, and we show no mercy. See you next year, or we are bringing teh show too your home. And once there we NEVER LEAVE!!!
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