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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 17, 2008 6:09:40 GMT -5
For all of you reading this post trying to decide if Dead Acres - Haunted Hoochie is worth the trip, Dead Acres is the most extreme haunted house you'll ever visit. If your tired of spending your hard earned money to only feel limp dicked in the end - then THIS IS WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED !!! Dead Acres is 2nd to NONE in Ohio and rated in the top 13 in the nation. (THATS THE NATION - BOYS AND GIRLS!!! And its right here in Ohio ) From the top of the line props and animatronics to the MOST EXTREME scenes and scares, THIS IS THE EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR !! I visit many haunted houses across the nation and I've heard allot of hype about other haunted houses that make me feel jipped at the end, DEAD ACRES is one of the few that I could honestly say quenches the halloween hunger I have this time of year. You've heard the stories, you have read the posts, the BOOGIE MAN IS REAL, AND HE IS WAITING FOR YOU AT DEAD ACRES....
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 17, 2008 7:37:23 GMT -5
Hello, let me introduce myself, I am the Boogie man. But you can call me Sheila, just kidding. Boogie will do, or Boog, or boo, even just B. Throw up your gang signs and get to dead acres this weekend before you all die of boredom!!
Five out of five doctors recommend Haunted hoochie over other haunted brands. Thats Haunted Hoochie for all your halloween hunger needs. Sick I tell you, SICK!!!
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Post by Chainsaws chased me on Oct 24, 2008 13:30:58 GMT -5
OH MY GOD!! I WAS A LITTLE HESITANT ON DRIVING OVER AN HOUR TO THE HAUNTED HOOCHIE LAST NITE...THEN PAYING $17.00? ...BUT THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO WORTH EVERY BIT OF MY TIME AND MONEY!! I DON'T USUALLY DO THE HAUNTED HOUSE THING...BUT WOW!!!...SO GLAD I DID!! IT WAS GREAT!!! I ACCIDENTALLY PROVOKED ALL THE GUYS WITH CHAINSAWS B/C MY SIS IN LAW IS ON BLOOD THINNERS AND WANTED TO BE SURE THAT THEY WERE SAFE...AND SO I ASKED ONE OF THE GUYS...AND HE SAYS "I DUNNO...WANNA FIND OUT?...AND THEY ALL CHASED MY ASS AROUND...FINALLY I JUST STOOD STILL...I TOLD THEM TO GET MY OTHER SIS IN LAW CUZ SHE WAS HIDING...THEY DID!!! I WAS SO FREAKED OUT B4 WE EVEN GOT INTO THE BUILDING THAT I BACKED INTO A TRASH CAN BARRELS AND THOUGHT ONE OF THOSE GUYS WERE BEHIND ME AGAIN...AND SCREAMED TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!! BAD NEWS IS...I'M HOARSE VFROM SCREAMING SO MUCH...GOOD NEWS IS...I SURVIVED THE HAUNTED HOOCHIE!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT...THINKING OF MAKING THE DRIVE AND SPENDING THE MONEY AGAIN TONITE! I ABOUT PUKED A FEW TIMES...ANDN JUST ABOUT PISSED MY PANTS ONCE...I SERIOUSLY WOULDN'T RECOMMEND BRINGING YOUNG CHILDREN ...MAYBE NOT EVEN SOME TEENS...I LEFT OUT OF THERE SWEATING, LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING...AND EVEN A BIT SHAKY!!! BUT IT WAS DEFINATELY WORTH IT ALL!!!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 24, 2008 17:23:20 GMT -5
Killer comment from a killer fan. Thanks for making the trip to your new favorite halloween destination. Sounds like you had a kick ass time roaming our haunted halls. We are some scary bastards that have mastered our sick style of splatter gore goodness. We know how to entertain the brain and bring the pain. Hope to see your terrified face here once again this brutal evening. Bring all your friends and tell them to be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID!!!
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Post by necromandi on Oct 26, 2008 21:42:13 GMT -5
If your tired of spending your hard earned money to only feel limp dicked in the end - then THIS IS WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED !!! Mama always said there was nothing like a little hoochie to help a limp dick....
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 27, 2008 8:49:35 GMT -5
Funny, I always thought a BJ was the best remedy.
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