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Post by Dutch on Oct 6, 2008 20:42:46 GMT -5
So this will be my first trip to Dead Acres and i want to know some things. How long is it? Is it all it's hyped up to be (It does look amazing from the site)? How many should I bring in my group? And most importantly WILL IT SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME!?!?! (fyi not easily scared)
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 6, 2008 22:13:32 GMT -5
Hello, first time victim. Glad you are finally ready to take the next step up in serious haunted attractions and give haunted hoochie your misguided trust with your lives. It will be a pleasure to tourture the soul of someone with nails of steel who could crawl to the peaks of mt. everest on a bum leg after catching a very uncomfortable venerial disease. I what to get the chance to scare this man. So get here quick like the ninja warrior you are.
Our haunt will take you about 30 minutes to go through. The site doesn't even give justice to what really waits for you here. Bring as many people as you can. Bring your whole clan to dead acres for some good family fun.
Will it scare the shit out of you? I'll just say I would not wear any dirty underwear on the upcoming night. Will we make you shit your pants? That is if you are indeed wearing pants?? Think on that.
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