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Post by Badass on Oct 10, 2007 10:14:18 GMT -5
Due to all the requests.....soon the website will offer all the best Hoochie Gear to fill all your dreams of looking as kick ass as us..so hang on a little longer and get ready to make your orders..
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 10, 2007 11:37:15 GMT -5
You heard the man all you killers and kiddies. Hoochie gear is on the horizon. Soon the most stylish threads to hit the web, will be but a mouse click away. I know your all excited but don't smash your computer screens in frustration just yet. The Hoochie store will be up and running in slicing speed. Then you can trick out your bod with the most wicked wardrobe this side of Hell. Forget de-signer, try our dead-signer clothing. Put together your own evil ensemble that would make satan himself jealous. Besides you have to wear clothes. Running around naked is against the law. You break the law you go to jail. So buy Hoochie gear/stay out of jail. When you think of all the fines you would get for indecent exposure, this stuff pays for itself. So don't be the only loser on your block to miss out on these seriously sadistic stylings. Buy some now, or the world will EXPLODE!!! [shadow=red,left,300]Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked[/shadow]
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Post by yourbloodynurse on Oct 10, 2007 14:34:32 GMT -5
Plus who wouldn't want to wear the amazing "Haunted Hoochie" words on your ass ladies...it will make the men look...i can't wait to get a pair of those pants!!!!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 10, 2007 14:50:31 GMT -5
More like it will make the men say they can't wait to get in your pants. Wait a minute...I'm sure they say that anyway.
Get your Hoochie Bootie today!!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 10, 2007 15:00:35 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]Will Hoochie Gear Stop All The vOiCeS ? ? ? ? YeS ? yEs ? ..... YES ? nO ......oKaY.....OkAy.....HAAAHHHAAA.....[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]KILL.....K I L L [/glow]
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 10, 2007 15:21:33 GMT -5
Okay thats enough crazyness for me today...... But I am interested in a shirt to put on the wall in my office with all the others..... I have allot of haunted house shirts I have sort of collected them for some ( ODD ) reason......HMMMM ? ( DUNNO )
You need to come up with HOOCHIE THONGS..... Id buy a HOOCHIE THONG for the wife ( HELL YEAH ) ......HOOCHIE SKULL CAPS...... FOR ME !!! Hey I could where my skull cap to bed with my wife wearing her HOOCHIE THONG ..... ( THE POSSIBILITIES .....Hmmmm DUNNO )
LMAO
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 11, 2007 6:39:22 GMT -5
Your one crazy bastard. Don't make me put your in the Iron Maiden again!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 11, 2007 11:50:58 GMT -5
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Post by bigfan on Oct 11, 2007 16:27:25 GMT -5
I am thinking christmas. Tell me do you have some kinda panties or shorts to match this top? I know someone who would freak.
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 11, 2007 22:45:52 GMT -5
HELL Y E AH ......Im sold on the Hoochie Gear...... sexy bloody nurses are cool.... yeah ...coool heh heh.....cool yeah....heh heh...heh........ Yeah ya like wanna like go get some Nacho's or sumthin....yeah...heh heh...heh....N A H C H O E S.... NAAAAHHHHCHHHOOOOEEEES yeah
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Post by bunny heartless on Oct 12, 2007 0:55:46 GMT -5
everybodie needs hoochie gear
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 12, 2007 7:54:13 GMT -5
I am thinking christmas. Tell me do you have some kinda panties or shorts to match this top? I know someone who would freak. Get on your knees and beg! Just kidding, looks like someone already did that for you. So tell your friend to break out the hot candle wax and start the freakout party, cause we got'em. Strap on these form fitting shorts of damnation, and you'll have evil eyes popping out of all the severed heads. Once you have them on, send us pictures, you know, for insurance purposes or something. Your not [shadow=red,left,300]SEXY[/shadow] until your [shadow=red,left,300]DEAD SEXY! [/shadow]
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Post by Badass on Oct 16, 2007 20:33:32 GMT -5
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Post by maliciousstudios on Oct 17, 2007 15:56:21 GMT -5
wouldnt it be funny if the HAUNTED HOOCHIE was on the front with an X acrossed the H in Hoochie with a C correction above the H ?? - LMFAO HELL YEAH.....
Strangely....I cant seem to take my eyes off the HAUNTED HOOCHIE.....LMFAO..... is it the fact that it is the HOOCHIE or....ummmm.... ooops ( WIFE WALKED IN ) LMFAO
I MEAN.....I would like to purchase a pair of these for my wife it will be a cool aniversary present.....LMAO....(shHH ....I wasnt looking at anything but the HAUNTED HOOCHIE )
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Post by benarotten on Oct 18, 2007 0:53:13 GMT -5
shit you guys sure know how to move merchandise
how soon can i order ? I am in L.A. and as much as i want to, I won't be coming to the greatest show.
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Post by Badass on Oct 18, 2007 9:52:47 GMT -5
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Post by hollywood on Apr 18, 2008 19:10:18 GMT -5
Hey just letting ya know i got my order today. Thanks . May be we wil make it to Ohio this year
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