Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Oct 2, 2008 7:43:14 GMT -5
HA!!! I knew you could not resist clicking on this topic. You have a evil little pervert living inside you that is clawing to get out. Well now that I have caught you being a sexual deviant, I must regretfully inform you that this thread holds none of the formally promised Hoochie Porn. But now that I have your totally disappointed attention I will type and you will read every word I have to SAY!!!
The second coming of the Hoochie is upon us with weekend number 2 of the 2008 season. The wrath of all that is evil with us here at your favorite haunted attraction is being taken out on the unsuspecting public in brutal fashion. Rave reviews are being shouted to the stars by every exiting customer. This weekend is going to be huge and you my little perverted friend need to be a part of it.
So go out and get your flu shots, because the sickness is strong with this one. So sick and twisted. And make sure to bring a raincoat. (In case it rains, what did you think I meant?) Good God man, whats wrong with you?
What kind of place do you think this is? Although, I will admit a wide variety of you wholesome hometown hotties often feel the need to practice the flesh revealing art of being an exhibitionist.
"WHOA! We'll feel slutty in the morning, but we're young and hot so let's show the monsters our BOOBIES!!! WHOA!!!"
Its like Ghouls Gone Wild in here sometimes. And let me just say us monsters of the male gender whose wives are reading this right now think this practice is appalling and every effort possible should be made to track down these criminals so they can be brought to justice.
Your not right in the head, but thats OK, we're screwed up as hell too. Thats why we do what we do. Who ever knew being so bad could feel so good. So get here this weekend, and bring ten of your friends or seven years of abstinence will come your way.
See you this weekend, Sinners!!!