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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 27, 2007 7:14:43 GMT -5
You knew this night would inevitably come. A mark of evil should be splattered on this date in every calendar. With bone saw in hand, we open ourselves up for your digusting delights. Thats right, opening night at the 2007 Haunted Hoochie is here! Fear, pain, torture, and terror, and thats all before you even buy a ticket. The blood shall flow deeply as we begin our journey of murder and mayhem that stretches throughout the entire month of October. You know there is no place on earth that injects you with this much andrenaline. We are more fun than first degree burns. So put your money on the table, and let it ride, in this game of pain. We are dealing death in spades, and you can bet your life the house always wins. Make sure to crawl here tonight on broken knees, to be the first on your block to find out how much fun Hell can be. Because everyday is a good day to DIE! See you tonight! ~If You Dare~
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Post by Hell Yeah on Sept 27, 2007 23:15:27 GMT -5
Yeh your a lucky bastard. Sucks I had to work. I will be up on Saturday to help bring the PAIN...
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 28, 2007 7:44:21 GMT -5
No time for work when diabolical deeds need to be done. Our evil opening went off brutally as expected. The autumn weather demons were in excellent form last night. A low hanging fog rolled in under a brightly shining moon, in a slightly cool night. Perfect for bringing out the bad in everyone. It was an evening of screams and bad dreams thats for sure. Everything got stitched together nicely for the first night. There was a group that drove in all the way from Pennsylvania to see our evil in action. They said they loved it and it made the trip worth while. Thanks for coming out! It was a good night of fright. Good times. Although, someone blocked my car in, not allowing me to go home, when it was over and all I wanted to do was go home. (Damn you whoever drives a green Thunderbird, DAMN YOU!! I will find out who you are if it THE LAST THING I DO!!!!) So after some expert vehicular maneuvering, and some selectively chosen curse words shouted into the sky, I was on my way home, able to climb in my coffin and sleep once more. All was well again in the underworld. So you missed a slashing good time. But don't worry, you can do some face smashing Saturday.
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