Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 11, 2008 8:05:55 GMT -5
The menacing month of October is creeping up on us faster than Freddy Kruger on Ritalin. The time is now to spread the word and bring the ominous darkness of the Haunted Hoochie looming over the masses. We need your help, and greatly rewarded you will be ( I speak in Yoda sometimes, I know its a sickness).
The 2008 Haunted Hoochie Viral Campaign begins now. So get a severed leg up on the competition and get those wicked wheels turning. Rip some killer ideas out of that brain matter of yours as to how you can get the word out on how totally fucking awesome your favorite haunt is.
Get creative, Lets get viral people! We don't care how you infect the world with the haunted hoochie sickness, we just want our disease grow into a pandemic. And we need you to help.
So how can I do this you ask? Well hell I don't know? But let me throw a few tainted gems of knowledge out there to get you started. Make Hoochie internet banners, spam them to your friends, paint the walls of your school with hoochie fliers, dedicate your myspace or facebook to all things hoochie and get a trillion friends. Make your house a giant billboard. Paint Haunted Hoochie all over your body and run around your favorite mall screaming, "THE END IS NIGH!!!" Take hoochie you-tube videos, and saturate the web with there dementedly goodness. Tattoo your forehead. The internet is sick and demented tool, lets see you people do your worst.
We don't care what you do to spread the hate. We just want to see and know about it. You do the work for us and your friends here at The hooch will open our rusted gates to those with the dirtiest deeds of viral supremacy.
So win free tickets to this years best Hooch ever. Why pay with your hard/or illegally earned money, when you can pay with a twisted imagination. Enter the 2008 Haunted Hoochie Viral Campaign contest now, and help us make this the bloodiest year of nightmares EVER!!!! (Insert Evil Laugh Here)
OK...Wait for it.....GO!!!
The 2008 Haunted Hoochie Viral Campaign begins now. So get a severed leg up on the competition and get those wicked wheels turning. Rip some killer ideas out of that brain matter of yours as to how you can get the word out on how totally fucking awesome your favorite haunt is.
Get creative, Lets get viral people! We don't care how you infect the world with the haunted hoochie sickness, we just want our disease grow into a pandemic. And we need you to help.
So how can I do this you ask? Well hell I don't know? But let me throw a few tainted gems of knowledge out there to get you started. Make Hoochie internet banners, spam them to your friends, paint the walls of your school with hoochie fliers, dedicate your myspace or facebook to all things hoochie and get a trillion friends. Make your house a giant billboard. Paint Haunted Hoochie all over your body and run around your favorite mall screaming, "THE END IS NIGH!!!" Take hoochie you-tube videos, and saturate the web with there dementedly goodness. Tattoo your forehead. The internet is sick and demented tool, lets see you people do your worst.
We don't care what you do to spread the hate. We just want to see and know about it. You do the work for us and your friends here at The hooch will open our rusted gates to those with the dirtiest deeds of viral supremacy.
So win free tickets to this years best Hooch ever. Why pay with your hard/or illegally earned money, when you can pay with a twisted imagination. Enter the 2008 Haunted Hoochie Viral Campaign contest now, and help us make this the bloodiest year of nightmares EVER!!!! (Insert Evil Laugh Here)
OK...Wait for it.....GO!!!