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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Apr 10, 2008 9:20:22 GMT -5
Gather round children as I tell you of the chilling tales of the 2008 season here at the Haunted Hoochie at Dead Acres. I can already hear the sweet sound of bones breaking in the distance. Can you smell that? Is it fear? Is it Chainsaw fumes? Hell my brain is so splattered I can't tell anymore.
Construction of this years living nightmare is well underway, and do we ever have splintering surprises in store. All new mind-breaking illusions that will singe the eyes and char the soul. The blood will run thick this October. That I promise.
We are creating all new malicious environments of misery to ensnare the senses. These new wrathful worlds of deadly detail we are crafting are some of the most vile places we have ever dreamed up.
So until this autumn dawns upon us once again, keep the hoochie spirit alive. Get a little evil in ya! Do something naughty, and think of your fiendish friends here at the Haunted Hoochie. Start this Year of Million Nightmares now, and help us spread the hate in 08 !!!
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Post by bigfan on Apr 13, 2008 12:43:46 GMT -5
I can hardley wait. What you guys did last year will be hard to top. I do not know how you do it but you guys always seem to take it up another notch. Me and my friends were just talking about how kick ass the Hoochie is. Can't wait to see whats in store
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Post by Guest on Apr 17, 2008 20:00:46 GMT -5
The Haunted Hoochie RAWKS!!!!!!!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Apr 29, 2008 22:05:47 GMT -5
lol.....HELL YEAH.... did somone say Malicious ?? I want to see some BLOODY, EVIL, Mirror Magic...... I know it can be done the right gag....( peppers ghost ) but better not that gay sh*t thats been done before. wanna take the challenge ??
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Post by xstevenkingx on Jun 19, 2008 0:09:32 GMT -5
hey guys i havnt been on here in a while but i sware to you guys this year im gonna be just as involved as i was last year in the best haunted attraction ever created so i know you guys wont let us down and i hope again this year to get free vip passes from winning some badass contest you guys put togather again if you guys need any ideas or anything i'm right here hell yeah XXX steven king
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jun 19, 2008 9:00:03 GMT -5
My bleeding ears are glad to hear from you again. Knew you couldn't stay away for long. Already thinking about how you are going to win this years contest? That is what I like to here. This years contest is going to be even more badass, just like the Hoochie.
My idea for our 2008 killer kontest is way brutal. We want all of you to be a part of our 2008 viral campaign. We want to know how you are going to spread the hate in 08. Think of ways you can tell your school, your friends, your town, or the world about the greatest haunt on earth.
Passing out fliers, painting the web with hoochie ads, flooding myspace and faceboock with bloody hoochie videos and pics, calling radio stations, turning your house into a giant billboard, getting a hoochie tattoo on your forehead. We don't care how you do it, we just want to know about it. Get creative.
So start early and get a sharpened edge on the competition. So catch the hoochie virus and help us infect the rest of the world.
The hoochie viral campaign is here, and with your help it will be unstoppable.
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Post by dCRAZY on Aug 1, 2008 1:12:41 GMT -5
This shit is crazy it would be cool if you brought back the skit where you cut the guy in hals and his lower half is stll moving thts cool.
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Post by cindy on Aug 3, 2008 18:04:04 GMT -5
I can't wait til its time to come to the haunted hoochie/dead acres again. I come every year for the last couple of years and every time you all get better and more gruesome. Keep up the good work and I look forward to being scared once more.
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Aug 4, 2008 13:17:09 GMT -5
How fucking awesome it is to hear that your passion for pain is still thriving. We can't wait to get our clawed hands on you once more. This year you may not get out with your life so easily.
All new sick scenes and eye crushing illusions are completed and just waiting for all you loyal victims to bleed your way here. This hate filled year will destroy all and be the best yet. The time for mercy is over, and the looming shadow of agony is before us.
Get READY!!!
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Post by maliciousstudios on Aug 12, 2008 3:51:48 GMT -5
Someone say Malicious Environment ? A single tear rolls down my cheek......sniff.....I'm Home....LMFAO
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Aug 12, 2008 7:12:52 GMT -5
CRY BABY. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Aug 29, 2008 11:57:00 GMT -5
All hail the crimson killing fields that surround our palace of torture. A home made of brick from bone, mortar of flesh. Death by death the hunger grows. Night by night rushing blood flows. Joy of the pure is undone.
The season of the dying sun stands beside us creeping, stalking. The anticpation eats away at you like parasites, eggs laid. The full moon of dread glares. Heinous eyes with piercing stares. Happiness drowns inside you.
Bloody knuckles give way to broken teeth. Sharpened blades slice in warm flesh. The red tide rises. Pain echos off cracked walls. Throats slit, screams strangled, silence wins the day. Body dragged across shattered bone, mangled hair.
A shovel of rust and rotting wood carves the cool wet earth. Sweat drips, laughter creeps from heavy breaths. Carefully laid on a bed of lye. Never knowing why she had died. The killer rises again. [shadow=red,left,300] Murder in the 1st degree celcius.[/shadow]
Why do I say these things? Because I am bored at work, and I have a keyboard. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAM THING I HAVE TOO SAY!!!
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Post by xstevenkingx on Aug 30, 2008 10:41:00 GMT -5
i'm so excited this year!
so what comes with being in the hoochie fan club because it sounds pretty extreme
just like every other this year i'm doing everything i can to bring people so far i've got friends in cleveland bringing a big group of people
it needs to come faster!
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Sept 1, 2008 10:09:26 GMT -5
As Hoochie Fan Club member you have the responsibility of getting every human and or soul on this planet to come to this years Haunted Hoochie. And if you want to you can start with Cleveland, it is a perfectly good city. I heard they have native americans with balls and big wooden stick which I thought was disturbing. But they can come too as long as they keep there wooden stick hidden away.
The Hoochie is coming faster than you can...well...shake a stick at. If it came any faster your HEART WOULD EXPLODE!!!
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Post by wickedninja1294 on Mar 27, 2009 21:22:59 GMT -5
me and a couple of my friends are tryin to make a haunted forest walk thru in the summer for fun for people..and we might need some props anyone wanna hit us up...email me at drunkenmonkey1294@yahoo.com or text/call my cell 614-623-7323
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Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 15, 2009 0:10:24 GMT -5
Always glad too see someone picking up the art of haunting. I give you mad props for giving it a shot. this is me giving u props.
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