Post by Ghost in the Flesh on Jul 22, 2007 5:25:54 GMT -5
Q: How much is admission?
A: Regular admission to The Haunted Hoochie is $17
Regular combo admission to The Haunted Hoochie including Bad Trip in 3D is $20
VIP admission to Haunted Hoochie ONLY is $25
Combo VIP admission to Haunted Hoochie including Bad Trip in 3D is $35
Q: What time do you open/close?
A: We begin selling tickets at 7pm. The screams begin soon after, around 8:30. Evil is always better in the darkness. So get here early to avoid long lines.
We close when you little chickens quit showing up.
Q: How long are the lines?
A: Everybody wants some of what we got. We are just that good! So even the line can get scary! But don't be afraid, we know how to pump bodies through this wicked machine of ours, so the line always moves along quickly. (Tip: To avoid long lines come early, or on a non-peak night like a Thursday.)
Q: Are you open in the rain?
A: Hell YEAH!! We can handle it if you can. If you’re afraid of a little rain, then you sure can't handle what we have in store for you. Besides, a good portion of the haunt is in the dry indoors. Although this is an indoor, and outdoor attraction.
Q: How long does it take to get through your haunt?
A: It all depends on you. You could be lost inside our twisted walls for days, who know? Some people never make it out. But the average trek through terror takes 25 to 40 minutes.
Q: Can I make a reservation?
A: No reservations. But we do have a VIP program, which allows you to skip all lines and go directly into the haunt. This can save hours on busy nights. VIP admission is $25 per person.
Regular admission is $17
Q: Do you accept Credit cards?
A: Yes. Visa/Mastercard
Q: Do we have to pay for parking?
A: Affirmative. Onsite parking is $2 per car.
Q: Do you have security?
A: Yes, we have a professional security team prowling the property at all times. So show up and have a good time, but try to not act like an idiot (you know who you are). They are there to protect all you crazies from each other. But they can't protect you from the monsters (Insert Evil Laugh Here).
Q: Can I be kicked out?
A: Yes, we reserve the right to eject anyone from the event at anytime for any idiot like behavior. With no refund. So have fun and be good, in an evil sort of way.
A: Is it really scary?
Q: [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]HELL YEAH!!![/shadow][/glow] We pride ourselves on being the most extreme haunt you will find anywhere. Our scares are fast paced, and in your face. So get ready to get that heart a pounding. Our energy is always kicked into overdrive, the intensity here never lets up. HOLD ON TIGHT!! Your in for a wild ride.
Q: Is it too scary for my two-year-old child?
A: Considering my two year old is scared of Harry Potter, I'm thinking yeah. They are two! What are you trying to do to the kid? But don't feel bad two year olds of the world reading this, because you are two and you can read, and we think that is just awesome! And besides we are too scary for mostly everyone. That is why we are rated NR Not Recommended For Anyone. We do not recommend our haunt for small children, but in the end we allow their parents to make the final decision. I have seen 4 year olds walk out with a smile on their face, and 8 year olds not make it ten feet inside the entrance. So it comes down to what your kid can handle, and what you are willing to expose them too.
Q: Could I be injured?
A: As our nifty little disclaimer points out Physical or Mental injury is always a risk. [shadow=red,left,300]YOU ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.[/shadow] (Insert Evil Laugh Here) Mental Injury, for our graphic scenes of violence, and just cause we are so damn SCARY! Physical injuries are rare and are usually very minor, and caused by patrons running into each other or stationary objects. Do not run, and your risk of injury drops dramatically. Just be ready for others running in your group (Be quick like Ninja).
Q: Once I’ve gone through the haunt can I go through again?
A: Of Course! We want you to go through as many times as you can handle. Just make sure to buy another ticket first. (One entry only per ticket purchase)
Q: Do you serve alcoholic beverages at your haunt?
A: Wow, what a mess that would be. You people are crazy enough without adding alcohol to the equation. Could be interesting, but no. NO adult beverages are to be enjoyed here at Dead Acres.
Q: Will the monsters touch us?
A: Possibly. In such tight corridors and spaces contact may happen. Mask sometimes can hinder ones vision. A monster may brush up against you, or accidentally bump into you. It does happen from time to time. Have no fear though, we’ve had all our shots. But of course they will not intentionally cause you any physical harm.
Q: Can I hit the monsters?
A: By the power of Grey Skull! What are you nuts? Can you hit the monsters? What kind of question is that? How about NO! Monsters are people too, well some of them are at least. Black eyes, and bruises are bad ok. No hitting. Play nice.
Q: Do you sell food, beverages, and souvenirs?
A: Yes we do! Get your Haunted Hoochie/Dead Acres gear here. We have concessions as well. We sell it all, even a whole assortment of glow and light toys, for all you raving lunatics. Hell, we’ll sell you our own mother’s if you’re interested.
Q: Is your attraction the same as last year?
A: No. Each year the haunt goes through a major overhaul, changing many of the scenes inside. It is a new unique experience each year. This year will be our best yet!
Q: Does the price of gasoline make you mad?
A: Hell Yeah! Sure it cost as much as milk, but I don’t drink 10 gallons of milk a day!!!
Q: How do I ask my own questions?
A: There is a question section on our excellent site forum. Ask away.
Q: I have the most killer idea for your haunt. Who do I tell?
A: We have a comment/suggestion section as well on our forum. We would love to hear from you.
Q: Is flash photography allowed?
A: No. We are allergic to bright light. Bright flashes in the dark are blinding. We don’t know about you, but we value the ability to see. Besides the coolest pictures are already here on this site. Check them out.
Q: Is there any refunds?
A: NO REFUNDS. You pay us to scare you. If you get too scared to go in, or you exit early, it seems like you got your money’s worth.
Q: Is this one of those cheap black plastic walled, cheesy kiddy haunts?
A: Oh, no my friends. We speak no such words here. We are a far cry from your run of the mill cookie cutter haunted house. We are something else entirely. If you are asking such a question then you have obviously never been here. We are one of this nations premier haunted houses. With high tech effects and Hollywood style make-up, we are anything but cheesy. Our scenes take all year to design and construct, and are created to immerse you in pure realism. We rip off your face and spit you out the exit, if you make it that far.
A: Regular admission to The Haunted Hoochie is $17
Regular combo admission to The Haunted Hoochie including Bad Trip in 3D is $20
VIP admission to Haunted Hoochie ONLY is $25
Combo VIP admission to Haunted Hoochie including Bad Trip in 3D is $35
Q: What time do you open/close?
A: We begin selling tickets at 7pm. The screams begin soon after, around 8:30. Evil is always better in the darkness. So get here early to avoid long lines.
We close when you little chickens quit showing up.
Q: How long are the lines?
A: Everybody wants some of what we got. We are just that good! So even the line can get scary! But don't be afraid, we know how to pump bodies through this wicked machine of ours, so the line always moves along quickly. (Tip: To avoid long lines come early, or on a non-peak night like a Thursday.)
Q: Are you open in the rain?
A: Hell YEAH!! We can handle it if you can. If you’re afraid of a little rain, then you sure can't handle what we have in store for you. Besides, a good portion of the haunt is in the dry indoors. Although this is an indoor, and outdoor attraction.
Q: How long does it take to get through your haunt?
A: It all depends on you. You could be lost inside our twisted walls for days, who know? Some people never make it out. But the average trek through terror takes 25 to 40 minutes.
Q: Can I make a reservation?
A: No reservations. But we do have a VIP program, which allows you to skip all lines and go directly into the haunt. This can save hours on busy nights. VIP admission is $25 per person.
Regular admission is $17
Q: Do you accept Credit cards?
A: Yes. Visa/Mastercard
Q: Do we have to pay for parking?
A: Affirmative. Onsite parking is $2 per car.
Q: Do you have security?
A: Yes, we have a professional security team prowling the property at all times. So show up and have a good time, but try to not act like an idiot (you know who you are). They are there to protect all you crazies from each other. But they can't protect you from the monsters (Insert Evil Laugh Here).
Q: Can I be kicked out?
A: Yes, we reserve the right to eject anyone from the event at anytime for any idiot like behavior. With no refund. So have fun and be good, in an evil sort of way.
A: Is it really scary?
Q: [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]HELL YEAH!!![/shadow][/glow] We pride ourselves on being the most extreme haunt you will find anywhere. Our scares are fast paced, and in your face. So get ready to get that heart a pounding. Our energy is always kicked into overdrive, the intensity here never lets up. HOLD ON TIGHT!! Your in for a wild ride.
Q: Is it too scary for my two-year-old child?
A: Considering my two year old is scared of Harry Potter, I'm thinking yeah. They are two! What are you trying to do to the kid? But don't feel bad two year olds of the world reading this, because you are two and you can read, and we think that is just awesome! And besides we are too scary for mostly everyone. That is why we are rated NR Not Recommended For Anyone. We do not recommend our haunt for small children, but in the end we allow their parents to make the final decision. I have seen 4 year olds walk out with a smile on their face, and 8 year olds not make it ten feet inside the entrance. So it comes down to what your kid can handle, and what you are willing to expose them too.
Q: Could I be injured?
A: As our nifty little disclaimer points out Physical or Mental injury is always a risk. [shadow=red,left,300]YOU ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.[/shadow] (Insert Evil Laugh Here) Mental Injury, for our graphic scenes of violence, and just cause we are so damn SCARY! Physical injuries are rare and are usually very minor, and caused by patrons running into each other or stationary objects. Do not run, and your risk of injury drops dramatically. Just be ready for others running in your group (Be quick like Ninja).
Q: Once I’ve gone through the haunt can I go through again?
A: Of Course! We want you to go through as many times as you can handle. Just make sure to buy another ticket first. (One entry only per ticket purchase)
Q: Do you serve alcoholic beverages at your haunt?
A: Wow, what a mess that would be. You people are crazy enough without adding alcohol to the equation. Could be interesting, but no. NO adult beverages are to be enjoyed here at Dead Acres.
Q: Will the monsters touch us?
A: Possibly. In such tight corridors and spaces contact may happen. Mask sometimes can hinder ones vision. A monster may brush up against you, or accidentally bump into you. It does happen from time to time. Have no fear though, we’ve had all our shots. But of course they will not intentionally cause you any physical harm.
Q: Can I hit the monsters?
A: By the power of Grey Skull! What are you nuts? Can you hit the monsters? What kind of question is that? How about NO! Monsters are people too, well some of them are at least. Black eyes, and bruises are bad ok. No hitting. Play nice.
Q: Do you sell food, beverages, and souvenirs?
A: Yes we do! Get your Haunted Hoochie/Dead Acres gear here. We have concessions as well. We sell it all, even a whole assortment of glow and light toys, for all you raving lunatics. Hell, we’ll sell you our own mother’s if you’re interested.
Q: Is your attraction the same as last year?
A: No. Each year the haunt goes through a major overhaul, changing many of the scenes inside. It is a new unique experience each year. This year will be our best yet!
Q: Does the price of gasoline make you mad?
A: Hell Yeah! Sure it cost as much as milk, but I don’t drink 10 gallons of milk a day!!!
Q: How do I ask my own questions?
A: There is a question section on our excellent site forum. Ask away.
Q: I have the most killer idea for your haunt. Who do I tell?
A: We have a comment/suggestion section as well on our forum. We would love to hear from you.
Q: Is flash photography allowed?
A: No. We are allergic to bright light. Bright flashes in the dark are blinding. We don’t know about you, but we value the ability to see. Besides the coolest pictures are already here on this site. Check them out.
Q: Is there any refunds?
A: NO REFUNDS. You pay us to scare you. If you get too scared to go in, or you exit early, it seems like you got your money’s worth.
Q: Is this one of those cheap black plastic walled, cheesy kiddy haunts?
A: Oh, no my friends. We speak no such words here. We are a far cry from your run of the mill cookie cutter haunted house. We are something else entirely. If you are asking such a question then you have obviously never been here. We are one of this nations premier haunted houses. With high tech effects and Hollywood style make-up, we are anything but cheesy. Our scenes take all year to design and construct, and are created to immerse you in pure realism. We rip off your face and spit you out the exit, if you make it that far.